Manchester United Football Club Parody

Manchester United fan parody account. Will post things that can't be said on the official @ManUtd account. Follow for football banter!

[Manchester United Football Club Parody @ManchesterUT_D]

@Casemiro when Amrabat finally joins Manchester United. #MUFC

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

I'm terrified of new signings

[Manchester United Football Club Parody @ManchesterUT_D]

@mufcMPB Few hours later....United are walking away from Summerville deal

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Yan Diomande chooses Paris Saint-Germain as next destination if he departs RB Leipzig this summer. 19yo said to believe in #PSG project led by Al-Khelaifi / Campos / Enrique + wants chance to lift trophies regularly & win Balon D’Or @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/HYUUXtCSS8

[Kev 屮 @UtdKev08]

Just look at the emotion from Casemiro’s wife Anna when talking about Manchester United.

This is why United is the most special club in the world. 🥹❤️

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Coventry when they see Premier League champions parking the bus and relying on corners against them a newly promoted side

[OptionsFortress @OptionsFortress]

Football is a beautiful game. I can't believe they have brainwashed us in watching NFL with 16 breaks. I can see why Football is bigger than hand egg! USA 🇺🇸 leading 3-0 against Paraguay at half time.
#USMNT
#FIFAWorldCup

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United admiration for Elliot Anderson well known but not in contention at current financial levels. #MUFC refusing to enter bidding war; targeting players who want them + focused on candidates like Mateus Fernandes & Alex Scott @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/DdanEQcqnz

[OptionsFortress @OptionsFortress]

So the 190 and 180 nodes weren't all smoke and mirrors. Now we wait for repositioning tomorrow morning and find out the next stop. $ORCL

[Patrice Evra @Evra]

Guys, I was being a gentleman... but some Arsenal fans are getting too comfortable
You finally won the war after 22 years of banter 😂🏆
Now let's start another 50 years of banter about the Big Ears Cup
#ilovethisgame #arsenal #banter

[OptionsFortress @OptionsFortress]

I am looking to get into some long dated contracts on $SOFI. We saw a strong bounce off the weekly support trendline, signaling that the long term buyers are defending the overall buliish trend on the weekly chart. Price has moved above the critical $18.60 flip zone. We are currently in the back testing the flip zone of $18.60. I think we will convert this to a support zone by end of this week. $20.00 remains as the strong ceiling for this week. Once we are above that we have a clear run to $26 in the coming months. I will gague the strenth on Friday and see where the price is at beforing entering the $20 calls for July or August expiry dates. April 29th is the earnings so that can be a big catalyst to push us higher very quickly.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

LEVELS TO THIS SHIT!

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

“Arsenal are unbeaten in 12 games”
“Arsenal haven’t conceded more than 2 goals in a game this season”
“Arsenal have won all 24 games in which they’ve scored first”
“Arsenal are unbeaten at the Emirates this season”

That’s where Michael Carrick comes in

[Manchester United Football Club Parody @ManchesterUT_D]

@4yq7zn6kb7 @Muppetiers INEOS Puppetiers

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

Manchester United is broken. Enough is enough. WE WANT OUR CLUB BACK!

#UnitedIsBroken

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨 | It’s time for the Manchester United fanbase online and The 1958 fan group to unite, finally.

I urge everyone to read this message, share the content, and to support their campaign on February 1st.

United have been DESTROYED by this ownership model. #UnitedIsBroken

[Queku Mainoo @UTDQueku_]

Carrick after watching 30 minutes of Ugarte ball against City😭

[RedDevil @RedDevilMUFC90]

.@AndyMitten who is in regular touch with Ole: " I see stuff like Ole offered himself. No he didn't. Manchester United got in touch with him."

Also says that Ole actually spoke well of the other candidates.

Usual agenda against Ole in the media however🤷🏻‍♂️

(Vid is 4 days old)

[Manchester United Football Club Parody @ManchesterUT_D]

@WhaleEverything @NoLimitGains @grok DONE

[Manchester United Football Club Parody @ManchesterUT_D]

@UtdXclusive Paid PR for Wilcox. He needs to leave the club too