Manda🌷

Transplant from Texas living in Boulder, CO. Opinions are my own.

[Manda🌷 @MandaJBloom]

@laurenboebert @RepNancyMace @RepMTG Hi! I feel like y’all have a unique opportunity to do some really great things. Please do those things. Sending you good vibes. Thank you!

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DONNY, IT HAS NOW BEEN 24 HOURS SINCE YOU LOST THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. THE COUNTRY IS HUMILIATED. I'M GETTING THOUSANDS OF CALLS OF PEOPLE BEGGING YOU TO QUIT. YOU FAILED THEM. (AGAIN.) IT'S AN EASY PRIZE TO WIN. HUNDREDS HAVE WON IT. I'M THINKING OF WINNING IT NEXT YEAR, IF I'M AVAILABLE THAT DAY. BUT YOU DONALD, YOU'VE SHAMED YOUR COUNTRY, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR GOVERNOR, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. I AM HORRIFIED (SOME SAY "MORTIFIED") THAT WE ARE BOTH MEN. I HOPE YOU DO THE RIGHT THING AND QUIT SO THIS COUNTRY CAN HEAL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SAD MATTER. -- GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

HUGE “HISTORIC” EVENT — THURSDAY 11:30AM PACIFIC IN LOS ANGELES!!!  A “BEAUTIFUL RALLY” / PRESS CONFERENCE WITH GAVIN CHRISTOPHER NEWSOM & STRONG DEMS. DEMOCRATS WILL DESTROY GREG ABBOTT’S “TOTALLY RIGGED MAPS.” TREMENDOUS WORK IS BEING DONE.  DONALD TRUMP (THE CRIMINAL PRESIDENT) GET READY FOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PAYBACK YOU’VE EVER SEEN!!! COULD BE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE AS YOUR PRESIDENCY ENDS (DEMS RETAKE CONGRESS!). AMERICA WILL BE LIBERATED — “LIBERATION DAY” MANY ARE CALLING IT!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Not wrong.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who LOVES the way the South Park guys absolutely cooked trump in their test season premiere, he is going to HATE the accurate size depiction of his tiny member.

Be a shame if everyone retweeted this.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Man Who Vowed To Release Epstein Files Berates Idiots For Believing There Are Epstein Files https://t.co/0ivsj6Sdys

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨They’re going to continue to eliminate all oversight and the system of checks and balances‼️🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Holy shit

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The MAGAs are trying to normalize the idea that active-duty troops can be used on American streets against American citizens. That's fascism folks

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

A lot of y’all would be snitching on Anne Frank and it shows

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If Donald Trump actually gave a shit about violence against law enforcement he wouldn’t have pardoned every single one of the scumbags who attacked the officers who defended our Capitol on January 6th.

Violence against the police is permitted, so long as you’re doing it for him.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:

1-877-447-4487

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Remember how Elon said Trump was in the Epstein files but instead of releasing the files he released the military on Los Angeles?

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The Biden DOJ made a huge mistake in not jailing Trump for the January 6th insurrection, and I'm not sure this country will survive it

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Just a reminder for MAGA:

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

You sent your troops here without fuel, food, water or a place to sleep.

Here they are — being forced to sleep on the floor, piled on top of one another.

If anyone is treating our troops disrespectfully, it is you @realDonaldTrump.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Never again should anyone be amazed that Jim Jones was able to get his followers to drink the poison.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

This is yet another good example of why men are too emotional to be in leadership.