The Mandylorian

Just a girl with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule #GirlsWhoCode

[The Mandylorian @MandaMandaShoww]

I am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 inconvenienced young adult

Looking for:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a printer with ink cartridges that cost less than $70

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[erica cheng 鄭伊澄 @oop_echeng]

this is like the houston version of the waffle house index

[Jeff Coltin @JCColtin]

Hats off to whoever picked the sound for Mayor Adams turning on the big router — announcing a plan to provide free WiFi to Section 8 housing in the Bronx.

[໊ @sonohoor]

i hope one day i will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. everyday i sleep tomorrow, even yesterday i slept today

[angel 🌊💫 @nxonecropolis]

That Lady is gonna burn in hell for that name alone but it did give us one of the funniest moments in a very potter musical

[Lorcan the Hedgehog @LorcanHedgehog]

The Internet as soon this video released

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

"High protein" "cottage cheese" "51g of protein" Ok, but how many grams of joy? Does it contain the prospect of pleasure? Will it make me smile? Was it made with love?

[⚓️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️Spicy🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️⚓️ @SpicyMcCall44]

Hear me out……

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

[Stella Chat BPD @redrum_panda]

Its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

[The Mandylorian @MandaMandaShoww]

The best flipper to ever flip #Survivor47

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

babe wake up, new unprecedented times

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

if we're arguing over an objective fact, DO NOT pull out your phone to look up the answer. i dont want the "knowledge." i want The Fight

[alex ✌🏽🇨🇴🏳️‍🌈 @mxnrique__]

Happy Endings (2011-2013) you will always be loved

[Nikhil Krishnan @nikillinit]

weddings are the first time you do a group project with your parents and wow is it an eye-opening experience

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The sequel to Ryan Gosling’s ‘Papyrus’ SNL sketch has been released.

[Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak]

The creators of THE OTHER TWO had to fall as a condition of the deal they made to trade their souls for Nostradomus-like insight into every aspect of show business for all future time.