Raya's mommy ♥️🌻

My daughter, my whole world! 😊♥️

[Raya's mommy ♥️🌻 @MandaNamu]

I am a teacher not by choice but because other courses were more expensive and my sponsors could not afford them. Beggars aren't choosers and so I settled afterall I really wanted to be educated.

There you have it! I'm not the brightest person but I'm not dumb either.

[Bayda 💗 @Jaydadenay_]

The best thing i did in life was have my baby 🩵

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

in a generation where everyone is always on their phone, late replies are deliberate

[AM💁‍♀️👑 @_landam01]

I’ve reached the stage where nobody texts me on WhatsApp anymore 😔💔

[Raya's mommy ♥️🌻 @MandaNamu]

@dinebaibe Congratulations stranger. Such a sweet message from your uncle

[Immortal Tessy @TheresaArueyin1]

By a show of hands How many of you know you couldn’t have made it this far without God.🙋🏾‍♀️

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

People don't really understand that if a person is loyal to you, it's because of their character and morals, not because you are special.

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

I hate the sound of a leaking tap so much
It distabilises me mentally😭

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Normalize losing arguments on purpose so you can go on with your day.

[m.e.e.n.a.h1 @LadidiXO]

i hate that my study method is rewriting notes😭

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

Rich in life because God thought I was good enough to be a mom.

[Pemphero W Mphande @PempheroMphande]

In 2023, I did one of the craziest things in my life. It was late on a Thursday night. I was home alone, drinking slowly, reading, scrolling through my phone, drifting between thoughts and Facebook messages. Around 2AM, a lady messaged me. She could not sleep. Life had cornered her financially, yet she had a business she genuinely believed in. And honestly, it was a brilliant creative concept. It wasn’t just a concept because she was already implementing it and making some money out of it. I asked her why she had not borrowed money to grow her business. She said something that immediately caught my attention: “I hate debts. I have zero debts.” That stood out because most messages in my inbox at the time came from people drowning in loans and financial chaos. She was 28 years old and only needed MK2.5 million to scale up the business. What followed was a long conversation about projections, risks, profits, and ownership. She offered me a 50-50 stake. Maybe it was the alcohol. Maybe it was because when I saw her prior messages to me, they were full of screenshots of her donating to my fundraisers. Indeed, she had supported my fundraisers multiple times before. Or maybe something in me simply believed her. So I asked for her bank account and transferred MK2.5 million to someone I had never met. She thought I was joking until the money reflected in her account. To this day, I still do not fully know why I did it. I remember waking up a few hours later and telling @BrianChumbiJnr. His response was immediate: “Mwaluza imeneyo.” I almost panicked. But before doubt could consume me any further, the lady called. Calmly. Professionally. She had already sent all the documents she promised. Two weeks later, I met her for the first time in Lilongwe. To cut a long story short, It took several months before I made anything out of the business. Since July, 2024, every month I receive money from her. It started with MK57,000 and now I receive not less than MK400,000 every month from that investment. Just an hour ago, I received MK430,000 for the month of April. But more than the money, I gained one of my closest friends. Sometimes life rewards irrational faith and risk!

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

the way being pregnant feels I don’t see how ppl have 5,6,9,11 kids

[M a l i n d y💅 @Malindy__]

Losing my life and leaving my kids behind, that’s my biggest fear 😔💔

[Daniel Lutaaya @DanielLutaaya]

As I have always said, If you have a problem with menstrual blood, then just date a man. Women menstruate it is not news. And sometimes, mistakes will happen.
If you think this little blood messes up your car, then wait till she has to push a baby out in the car while you are stuck in jam rushing to the hospital, you will see real blood.
And if she had a heavy meal before labor begins, Number 2 will actually come out before the baby. So this is nothing lads.
As long as you are straight and love women, then terms and conditions apply.😉 abakyala bazira.

[John Chilembwe (Parody) @chilembwe_jnr]

Akati "Ndimufinya ameneyu."
Iwo "Inde mumangitse."
Kenako akazati "Basi ndakhululuka."
Iwo "Waitha, kumeneko nde kukhala."

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

When you become a mother, death becomes your greatest fear not for yourself, but because you know no woman will ever love and care for your children the way you do.

[Bottoms Bottoms @thebembalady]

House helps deserve so much grace. It’s not easy cleaning up after other people. Speak to them with kindness, it costs you nothing.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

This is so much harder than just studying.

[Amnesty Gondwe 🇲🇼 @Santaah92]

Watipatsa Moyo
Watipatsa Chuma
Watipatsa Banja
Watipatsa Ana

Tilekelanji kumthokoza Mulungu pa zabwino zonse, pa zabwino zonse, zimene amandichitila

[Onixx @fowontmiss]

Someone said this: “once your kids no longer depend on you for food and survival you are left with the relationship that you cultivated or lack thereof.” I think it makes a lot of sense