Amanduh

I think I missed my calling as a Laffy Taffy joke writer.

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

Half of my brain is nothing but "dad jokes".

It's a lobe/hate relationship.

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

All these ladies: "I'mma be so cute tonight!" (true tho)

Me: 🦑🔫💀

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

@MrBeast I volunteer as tribute.

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

@LauraMeetWorld Not yet!

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

Trying to find a new home for these WayHaught memorabilia pieces. Both free.

The skull is signed by both Dom and Kat. It was part of a Waverly cosplay. Did my best to remove our names 🤣

The gun was also a prop and is signed by Dom.

#WynonnaEarp #Earpers #WayHaught

[Joe Neguse @JoeNeguse]

RT if you support my legislation to ban members of Congress from selling and trading stocks.

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

@CHVRCHES @RealCliveBarker My weird story entry for your fanzine.

"In the not-so-distant future, the Global Elite rule with more power and control than ever imagined. The citizens have been transformed into robotic yet perpetually grinning consumers."

https://t.co/zElEdSJTTW

#screenviolence

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

@CHVRCHES my weird story entry for your fanzine.

"In the not-so-distant future, the Global Elite rule with more power and control than ever imagined. The citizens have been transformed into robotic yet perpetually grinning consumers."

https://t.co/zElEdSJTTW

#screenviolence

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

The ocean was super friendly.

It waved. 🌊

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

We were gonna rule over Texas, but we decided to take a reign check. 👑

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

Pre-Texas Amanda/Post-Texas Amanda

What a fun Mission so far. 🤠

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

A little light viewing on our flight back.

Groundbreaking headline. ✈️😦

Bonus weird elevator shot.

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

Taking it dice and easy. 🎲

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

The odds were in my favor today.

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

Lifestyles of the rich and Vegas.

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

@SenSanders Monthly $2k now.

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

@POTUS Monthly $2k checks, retroactive.

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

@lettershoppe Hi, my application is my entire Twitter history.

Also, cannaYES

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

@AOC Make it monthly and retroactive.

Our economy will be stimulated very quickly, rent can get paid, utilities can get paid, etc.

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

@amber_athey @mtracey @SpectatorUSA *trauma not drama

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

@amber_athey @mtracey @SpectatorUSA How much experience do you have with people who have experienced repeated drama or who have PTSD?

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

@jasondashbailey @mtracey Based on the grammatical structure of the Tweet in general, I have a feeling he doesn't understand most of the words he used.