Mandi Haasen

Graphic designer. Avid movie quoter. Can break into safes solely with my chin.

[Mandi Haasen @MandiHaasen]

@LewisCapaldi I didn’t know you were in the movie Leprechaun?

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

It’s officially that time of year when the office AC is blasting so high you have to wear a down comforter in 90 degree weather and you can’t move your fingers.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Twitter is fun because you get to be like, “Ducks are good” and someone in your mentions will go, “Um, I’m sorry but my brother is married to a duck scientist and this is a harmful view” and then someone else pops up going, “Your silence about horses is extremely telling”

[Mandi Haasen @MandiHaasen]

@TourismCalgary @NHLFlames @cstach12 and I would yell #GOFLAMESGO the loudest of them all.

[Mandi Haasen @MandiHaasen]

6 Reminders That Happiness is a Choice https://t.co/wnRQR0Uplm via @garyvee

[Samantha Highfill @samhighfill]

There can be 100 dalmatians in a room...

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

twitter idea for 2017: find real things to be mad about.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

@realDonaldTrump #Merylsayshi

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

why don't the Oscars have a live feed that cuts to Dev Patel whenever he puts his hands through his hair???

[Mandi Haasen @MandiHaasen]

Sweet @livestrong bracelet, @viallnicholas28! #whatyearisit

[Mandi Haasen @MandiHaasen]

"Trying to find the lines on the roads in #yyc is like trying to find rain in this drought." -@HilaryDuff #yyweather #snowday

[Mandi Haasen @MandiHaasen]

@edsheeran, will you marry me?

[Mandi Haasen @MandiHaasen]

I saw Ken Bone wearing a red IZOD, 1/4 zip-sweater, so I bought a red IZON, 1/4 zip-sweater. #KenBoneFacts

[Mandi Haasen @MandiHaasen]

This #Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for #kenbone. #kenboneforprez

[CNN @CNN]

And the winner of the second presidential #debate is... Ken Bone https://t.co/4Gbbw45j0x https://t.co/OfTk0eWjrg

[King Leo @NYWiseass]

RT @Pattric: This black dudes face is how everybody on my TL is watching the #Debate

[Tim Doonan @TimDoonanCPD]

Pretty disappointed that neither candidate addressed America's clown problem.