Mike

Your friendly neighborhood scumbag 🤠

[Mike @MandolinMouse]

I wrote a book about being a nobody musician that one time. It’s halfway readable. Check it out:

https://t.co/hX80QAylq6

[Mike @MandolinMouse]

X is like “Hey, wanna see the same 8 videos over and over and over and over?”

[Mike @MandolinMouse]

FFXIV players getting a taste of what I went through as an American galka in 2003 on FFXI 🤣

[American Hillbilly @loserXuser]

Arachnophobia is stupid, just let spiders get married

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Holiday dates LEAKED

Halloween - 10/31
Thanksgiving - 11/26
Christmas - 12/25
New Years - 1/1

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"Is your cat friendly enough to pet?"
I don't know, man. Are you pure of heart and strong of spirit? Because we can find out.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I honestly just love when the work day ends and I get to turn off Bad Computer and then turn on Good Computer

[Horse slug @horseslug]

is the long john silver's rewards app down for anyone else

[Mike @MandolinMouse]

I knewI was on the spectrum the first time I heard Bangarang.

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

Come outside.

[Iodine @photo2electric]

Life doesn’t even give you lemons anymore

[Cobra Commander @CobraCommander]

Don’t be ridiculous. AI isn’t going to kill you. Cobra is going to kill you.

[Mike @MandolinMouse]

Friendly reminder: change out of that level 1 beastmaster gear. #ffxiv

[bear @iamblackbear]

u cant un mountain dew whats already been mountain done.

[Mike @MandolinMouse]

@SarahJaneAFK @SquareEnix Sandy will always be home.

[Kaiju_tez @Kaiju_tez]

Meow!!!!!!!!!

[Mike @MandolinMouse]

Friendly reminder that it’s okay to be from Kentucky without having to adopt a fake, dipshit southern accent to seem more relatable.

[Mike @MandolinMouse]

If you don’t like Type O Negative, best avoid me after September 1st.