DoubleSpeakDetective

Mann Tracht, Un Gott Lacht

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Until you people look at Nigeria's current government and feel the same crazed motivation to take action against them that you feel when you see a fallen tanker and you rush in to scoop petrol...

Until then, keep looking for neat and tidy fantasy solutions like "impeach Tinubu" and "America will come and save us."

Whenever we wake up.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Mbeere North Parliamentary Seat By Election, MOH, Biomax Africa, Kenyatta National Hospital and a 430 Million Scandal
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I was a bit curious so I went down a mini rabbit hole. If you read the EACC 2023/2024 Statement, on page 8 there's a matter on commissioning an oxygen plant for Kenyatta National Hospital by a company Called Biomax Africa Limited.

[DoubleSpeakDetective @Mandrahh]

If you are a football fan and you think that Benni McCarthy's appointment will improve Harambee Stars' fortunes; sorry to burst your bubble in advance. Headlines of his unpaid salary will surpass Harambee Stars' open play goals. It won't take long. Stay tuned.

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

🗣️ Kalidou Koulibaly shares an insane story about Maurizio Sarri:

“I will never forget the day my son was born. My wife had gone to the clinic in the morning and we were playing against Sassuolo at home that same evening. We were in the middle of a video session and my phone kept ringing. vibrate.

My wife called me 5 or 6 times. I then rushed outside and my wife said to me: "You must come, our son will be born". So I went to see Sarri and I said to him: "Mr., I'm sorry, but I have to leave now, my son is going to be born".

He looks at me and says: "No no no. I really need you tonight Kouli. You can't go". I insist: "It's the birth of my son sir.

You can do whatever you want with me, hang me I don't care. I'm going". Sarri, who is stressed, smokes smokes smokes, thinks, and finally says to me: "OK, OK, you can go to the clinic, but you have to be back for the game tonight, I need you Kouli.

I arrived at the clinic at 1:30 p.m. and thank god I arrived in time to attend the birth of my son. It was the best day of my life.

At 4 p.m., Sarri called me back and asked me to come back, My wife needed me but she still allowed me to join the team at the stadium. Then when I entered the locker room, I saw Sarri displaying the score sheet.

I'm looking for my name and there, and my number is not there. I say to him: "Sir, you are joking I hope? My son, my wife, I left them, you said you needed me". And there he answers me: "Yes, I need you... on the bench". I think about it now and feel like laughing. But at that moment, I wanted to cry.”

[Lav on the Fairway @AsegoLav]

As a rugby player (some claim former) I know the value for having even one fan in the stands. It makes a difference. Show up for those games. Just don't sing "We want another one just like the other one na tuna lose.." ITOKE WAPI..!! Wewe huoni vile opponents wanatugota? 😂😂😂😂

[DoubleSpeakDetective @Mandrahh]

@TeyaKevin Ei 😂😂.

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

Malawi drank the CBC Kool Aid. The talking points are exactly, sometimes word for word, the same as the ones that KICD used. Either Malawi is copy pasting the wonderful work KICD did in thinking up CBC, or CBC was crafted elsewhere and handed over to African countries to implement. I have evidence it was the latter.
#CBCisheretostay

https://t.co/3cB0PR6USv

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

I have seen unprofitable businesses but I’ve never seen a more loss making venture than one my mother runs at home with her cow farm.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

I say some of these Kenyan idiots were actually caught trying to cross the border to go and protest for "democracy" in someone else's country.

People who live in a literal muzungu dictatorship where the US Congress actually sent a delegation to oversee their Parliament and ensure it passed a tax bill that was dictated word for word by their IMF, which already predicted that it would cause social unrest.

And then when the social unrest happened, the muzungus supplied Ruto's men with weapons and equipment with US flag patches on them to use against Kenyan citizens, and those ones carried out the task joyfully.

These idiots who don't have "democracy" in their own country are the most upset in the world because they want to fight for "democracy" in Tanzania. Loud, emotional, short on critical thinking, and overdosed on useless hubris. The Nigerians of East Africa.

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

This is one of the most honest and educative takes on the current threat of a USA invasion of Nigeria.

May God bless and reward this girl wherever she is.

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

My mom almost lost her only child for nothing.

At this rate, Ruto is winning again even without rigging.

Let me focus on my lineage.

[Joe Kobuthi @jkobuthi]

The revolutions happening across Africa should teach us one thing: The state, in whatever variation, can not be reformed. We have to go beyond the state. The liberal democratic experiment has collapsed.

[Karomo Richú @tonykaromo]

So si you've now seen elections haijatoa Suluhu from Tanzania.

[DoubleSpeakDetective @Mandrahh]

@AngelMwendee Responses are appalling.
@grok, what did Gary kasparov say about women's chess ability. Give exact quotes. Who beat him in Moscow (2002). Quote his retractive statements after he was defeated in Moscow.

[️ ️ ️ ️ @StrenjaDenja]

Halloween hamwezi vaa kama Wilbroda ama Papa Shirandula cause hamtaki your imaginary American friends washindwe kuguess costume zenu

[DoubleSpeakDetective @Mandrahh]

@mansaplus The lorry's engine in the background had me thinking rick ross' hustlin about to start.

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

We greatly underestimate the cold, calculating pragmatic nature of politicians when it comes to wielding and maintaining power.

Especially the ones that start out as ideologues or revolutionaries.

[DoubleSpeakDetective @Mandrahh]

@antonioguterres @UN @grok can you count how many times the UN boss has used 'deeply concerned' this year on X

[DoubleSpeakDetective @Mandrahh]

@John_Osebe @ArapTilingi Like policy affects the portion of food on the table in households. How could it not be emotional? This why we have normalized other rubbish like 'usieke siasa kwa roho'