Mandy

I'm sorry I didn't answer my phone when you called. I don't use it for that.

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

Gonna need @edsheeran to write us an album of sea shanties. By summer would be nice. *folds arms* *nods*

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

I just cried real tears. @demilivato I felt that on a cellular level. #GRAMMYs

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

Maybe it’s the sangria talking, but I’ve got a major @TaraSlone girl crush #hockeynightincanada

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

Do you think Georgia O’Keeffe would’ve painted flowers if she’d seen mussels first?

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

#SmileCookie on the road. Thanks @TimHortons

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

#VanLife season is over. Now we’re just two weirdos living in our car.

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

This is what happens when your florist is from Boston

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

I need a doctor @Raptors

[Steph Curry's Mouth Guard @stephguardmouth]

why is he doing this to me. #NBAFinals

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

That Gasol jump is every girl on Instagram #goraps

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

@SeanClemens Still relevant 🙌🏻

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

Turned 38 last week, but then, overnight, I sprouted a gorgeous pimple, so I’m feeling like a very young 38. P.S. Thanks @cleanandclear.

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

So @Lin_Manuel showed up in my shower today wearing a turban.

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

@SilverbergDave ONE!

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

Survivor: where everyone has Invisalign

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

Currently hate-eating a grapefruit because "new year, new me".
Old me was cooler.

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

Coheed and Cambria sound like a shitty version of Rush

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

.@bertybaums my phone autocorrected “Berty” to “nerdy” and it’s not wrong.

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

.@tloverton FYI I read your twitter handle, "t loverton" every. time. #lover

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

@Deadlee73

[Mandy @MandyGrant321]

So, apparently I am of an age that moans with pleasure at first use of a new toothbrush. Life: it’s a magical journey.