MK

tweets are my own.

[Megan Nyvold @MeganNyvold]

I have no one to talk to about the 10 carat lab diamond epidemic

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[MK @MandyKrueger]

Omg who the fuck is Noah Kahan and why is everyone going 😭😭😭

[reid @thereidfeed]

long ago an ancient colonial witch cast a curse upon the city of Chicago, making every weekday a gorgeous day in paradise and every weekend a cold, rainy, gloomy hellscape

[ABC 7 Chicago @ABC7Chicago]

Employees and patrons of a River North restaurant were robbed at gunpoint Thursday morning, the restaurant manager said. https://t.co/b983jpxrIm

[Maddie @baddiemaddie43]

Sorry I can’t hang, it’s nice out in Chicago so I must spend every single moment outside or else I’ll feel like I’m wasting my entire existence by not taking advantage of this city.

[Portillo's @portilloshotdog]

Birthday Cake just dropped and this is your sign to grab a slice (or a shake!)

Only through 4/6: https://t.co/iAAUd1ns2a

[Zelle @_TheoHuxtable]

I miss Freemont.

There’s not too many brunch spots in Chicago that can make up for that place.

[Jesse James Mullen @jmullen2]

The anger you’re feeling watching $1,000,000 in American bombs obliterate a school in the Middle East while you can’t afford to take your child to the dentist is completely justifiable.

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

[Yaroslav Trofimov @yarotrof]

For all of you relying on AI for advice.

[drlearnalot, totally unsupervised @DrLearnALot]

One thing we don’t need is this man.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

DOJ redacted information necessary to identify who sent Epstein the “torture video email.”

@RepRoKhanna and I first discovered his name and released it Monday.

Today he resigns.

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

I’m disgusted by the amount of hate Pam Bondi is getting at the moment.

It’s nowhere near enough, and we can do better.

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

Hundreds of gallons of sulfuric acid ordered to a private residence raised no red flags?

[MK @MandyKrueger]

@crumbl 🍪

[MK @MandyKrueger]

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[MK @MandyKrueger]

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[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

but it’s us who gotta use a paper straw to save the planet

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Rep. Thomas Massie says he's ready to start reading Epstein’s client names publicly if Pam Bondi refuses to unredact the names.