mandy

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Hey, it's just comedy, right? Take a fucking joke, ladies.

But don't joke about men. Don't mock men. Don't satirize men. Don't emasculate men. Don't laugh at men.

Comedy is an art and free speech is paramount and people are too sensitive nowadays and also: don't ever, ever, ever laugh at men.

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

And the bear sure as hell doesn’t invite his fucking friends

[JAMA @JAMA_current]

US nonprofit hospitals spent $7.8 billion on management consultants from 2009 to 2023, but contracts were not associated with meaningful changes in finance, operations, or quality of care. 🧵

https://t.co/QQswMYxrG8

[BillsMafiaBabes @BillsMafiaBabes]

That’s our QB.🥹

[Adele Bloch @adele_bloch]

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager

> drive your friends to the airport
> go to their party even when you're tired
> stop cancelling last minute
> host at your place
> support the wins & losses

it's worth every ounce of effort

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

People will really call themselves “pro-life” and then twist themselves into knots trying to justify the point-blank execution of a 37-year old American mother, which left her young child orphaned.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Guns don't care about ideology.
Guns don't care about politics.
Guns don't care about religion.
Guns don't care about race.
Guns don't care.

Guns are tools built to kill. When they're easy to get, they will be used to do exactly that over and over again.

Something must change.

[bd @notyaboi777]

Accidentally became important at work

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Woke up early. There was no worm.

[Barstool Rocky Top @BarstoolTenn]

Karlyn Pickens threw a record breaking 78.2mph softball pitch.

From a 43 foot mound, this is the equivalent of trying to hit a 110.03mph baseball pitch. WITH RISE.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I really like watching Josh Allen play football! 🏈

[Your Accountant @TJiMTS]

Fathers don’t usually die during childbirth

[troy @not_troy_bolton]

“can I be a bitch for a second?”

girl if there was only 1 second left before the world ended, I’d still let you. please proceed and don’t leave out any details

[Thurman Thomas III @thurman34thomas]

Todays a great day to feel nauseous until about 9:30 PM…Go Bills

[Kayla @kaylaf_99]

0.1% CHANCE!!!!

[teryn @youngtiddy]

leaving cookies out for gypsy rose tonight

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Don't overhydrate today. Take care of yourself and make sure you're drinking plenty of coffee or diet coke.

[adam mcintyre @theadammcintyre]

i need gypsy rose on hot ones within days of her departure from her vegas residency (jail sentence)