Mandy

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Out of the approximately 60,000 migrants who crossed into Ceuta, around 25,000 have already voluntarily returned to Morocco.

The rest remain stranded in Ceuta, as they are not permitted to travel to the Spanish mainland. Spain and Morocco are also co-operating on plans to return them to Morocco.

The scaremonger from the right can chill now. They're not making their way to the UK

[Tarek Baé @Tarek_Bae]

Ein paar Punkte zu Ceuta.

Ceuta ist nicht Europa 🇪🇺. Ceuta ist eine Enklave Spaniens 🇪🇸 in Nordafrika im histor. Marokko, ein Überbleibsel der spanischen Kolonialherrschaft.

Der Zeitpunkt ist relevant. Spaniens Premier Pedro Sanchez besuchte vor einigen Tagen nach vier Jahren erstmals wieder Algerien 🇩🇿, Marokkos Rivalen in der Region, was dem marokkanischen König 🇲🇦 nicht gefällt.

Spanien hat aktuell extrem schlechte Beziehungen zu 🇮🇱 und den USA 🇺🇸. Zwei der engsten politischen Partner des marokkanischen Königs. Dass Israel und die USA ein Interesse an Problemen für Spanien haben, liegt auf der Hand.

Die Emotion der Menschen in Ceuta ist echt. Selbst wenn einige geschickt worden wären, versuchen Tausende ihr Glück. Die Jugend sieht in Marokko kaum Zukunft und will um jeden Preis weg.

Rechte labern von „Invasion“. Wer in Ceuta einreist - selbst legal - ist offiziell noch nicht in die EU eingereist. Ceuta gehört nicht zum Schengen-Raum und um von dort aufs spanische Festland zu gelangen, braucht man Visum oder positiven Asylprozess. Spanien und Marokko verkündeten bereits, alle Personen zurückzuführen.

Das Geschehen hat somit keine konkreten Folgen. Außer dass weltweit gegen Sanchez, Spanien, Migranten und Muslime gehetzt wird. Man kann sich also selbst zusammenreimen, wessen Interessen aktuell bedient werden.

[Katie✞Palin @MonsterMcD]

Was anyone else told as a kid that the word tw*t meant a pregnant goldfish or just me? 🤣🤣 I’m genuinely not making this up 🤣

[SweetIrishGhirl @Newrygal1]

Get this woman to Stormont ASAP 👏👏 our native tongue should not be politicalised.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Is anyone else fucking exhausted by how overwhelmingly stupid everything is?

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Menopause has taught me that calories no longer have to be consumed. Apparently eye contact is enough 😭

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Ein Angriff auf dich ist ein Angriff auf uns alle.

[Home Office @ukhomeoffice]

🚨 Homicides in England and Wales have fallen to their lowest level in almost fifty years.

[Will Hayward @WillHayCardiff]

Imagine, in the fight against cancer, being on the side of cancer.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Crossings are down 44% year on year and even the Express had to report Labour plans are working.

The failing one trick pony has nothing left............

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@RobertJenrick Cat check: Child Trust funds were scrapped by the Conservative Party when in government in 2011 - Robert Jenrick was a Tory at the time and for the following 14 years.
https://t.co/DnqACOk91D

[KatieCurtis @KatieCurtis]

Next time one of these people say they care about the abuse of women remember they’re lying!

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

If football was processed cheese.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

They're coming home...

[Hal Cruttenden @Halcruttenden]

@kingkapoor72 Try this… ‘I film a section of a street as though it reflects all of London. I do this because figures show London’s an extremely safe city but I need to create a sense of panic to stop people realising that their greatest enemy is cryptocurrency billionaires.’

[Home Office @ukhomeoffice]

🚨 Knife murders in England and Wales are at the lowest level in a decade.

[NickJamesR 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @EyreDevirasel]

The British Gov. knew what they were doing when they let Port Talbot steelworks go, all the time they were going to put Scunthorpe first. ITS ALWAYS ENGLAND BEFORE ANYONE ELSE.

[URCHIN @markbgs]

So England won't win the world cup, that doesn't give anyone the right or reason to go and hurt anyone at all, go home and be content and happy they got this far.

[JOHN NICOLSON 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 @MrJohnNicolson]

£10 billion. Time for arrests.