Mandy

Singer. Stenographer. “Can I handstand here?”

[Mandy @Mandy_CSR]

🙋‍♀️

[P.K @pkSkyWaka]

If I can go from whiskey to beer, I can go from Moderna to Pfizer 🤷🏽‍♂️ @VaxHuntersCan

[Chelsey Fafard @cmfafard]

@FlairAirlines I booked you through Flight Hub where my itinerary is correct, but when I check on your website, my booking is wrong. I can't for the life of me get ahold of anybody! I was on hold for two hours today before I had to give up. No emails back. No texts back.

[Mandy @Mandy_CSR]

@Acsyyc4 @disruptfascism An old sponge.

[Mandy @Mandy_CSR]

😂

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[Mandy @Mandy_CSR]

*crickets*

[Virgin Pickle Queen @GorillaaMamaa]

I can’t fucking breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a self-checkout, screaming that there's no unexpected item in the bagging area.