Valentine's day and I'm feeling horny. Either I knock it with a hammer or I find some luck at the North Leach legion π€·π»ββοΈ what do you reckon Vic? @PaulChahidi
If you're gonna come round trick or treating and scaring Tyson, expect to be dragged in and given a Halloween neck tattoo. Fair play though Daisy, for a 13 year old you didnt wriggle much.
Merry fucking Christmas you lot. I'm not giving out Christmas cards this year but I will be dishing out blow-jobs behind North Leach community hall on Saturday night. Bring your ID though.
Back from my twitter ban. What a crock of shit. Aparently I'm not allowed to repeatedly contact 90's band members on here. Well, a particular 90's band member.