Have you seen him, have you heard?
The way he 'splains, there are no words
To explain his lost appee-eal
How those cheekbones cut like glass
But his opinions smell like ass
Just wear a mask, Covid-19 is endemic in Manchester now
Weโre releasing a new album called OWNED by Jedward! Hit Singles:
Wear a Mask ft Noel Gallagher
Why donโt you Runaway ft Jim Corr
Cheekbones ft Ian Brown
D for Dick ft Piers Morgan
Transphobic ft JK Rowling
Masked Brown Eyed Girl ft Van Morrison
@MrGournalist @HansSchmuz @MxAshleighLoeb @ScottMacca69@ArtyBagger@jk_rowling There were none. The paper's reporting wasn't even particularly contentious and much bigger publications have said much more. Rowling made an example of a tiny publication who couldn't afford to fight back. Total 'true colours' moment.