Werner Lipschitz

COO of Manhard Industries ™

Manhard today, means less hard tomorrow.

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

#ThanksChina

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

In light of recent unforeseen events, everyone's free pack of toilet paper has been delayed until further notice. We apologize for any inconvenience.

[Monty Shagwell @CintraxMonty]

@ManhardRick Yes, Ricky! Put me down for a million rolls! Double ply please! Monty likes his comfort

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[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

This is the leadership we deserve. #StayIndoors #MagicalPlace

[Monty Shagwell @CintraxMonty]

Cintrax’s official statement in response to COVID-19. #COVID19 #StayIndoors #UniversalSolutions

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[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

I want all of my employees to enjoy their time off as we at Manhard recognize and honor President George HW Bush. It's great to see everyone with 'Federal' in their name or function show the proper respect to a late great American.

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

Congratulations to former NFL backup and all around piece of dog sh** @Kaepernick7 on being the first inductee of the 3rd season of the Douche Hall of Fame. Sponsored by Cintrax Universal Solutions™ and Manhard Industries™

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

Happy #ColumbusDay to all of my clients. This is a great day to reflect and remember that we all need to be proactive. If you see something you want, go get it. Don't let anything stand in your way! #America

[Ricky Manhard @ManhardRick]

Ricky here! I'd like to thank my friends at #Cintrax @_GoodFella2 and @MatthewP_Inc the game tonight ended on a high note.

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

@_GoodFella2 @MatthewP_Inc @ManhardRick @NBA Suites are the new golf course. It's where business gets done.

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

"A satisfied customer is the best business strategy of all." -Michael LeBoeuf

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

Moments such as these lend to great reflection and introspection. While I can't say the promotion wasn't expected, I am still quite humbled. What a terrific honor, and one that I graciously accept.

[Ricky Manhard @ManhardRick]

I would like to be the first person here at #ManhardIndustries to congratulate my long time friend Mr. Werner Lipschitz on becoming the new COO here at Manhard. You deserve this. And remember Manhard today for a less hard tomorrow. @Manhard_Werner @CintraxMonty @_GoodFella2

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

#AmericanInstitution. And like Denny's, the DHOF will always be open. Manhard Industries is proud to announce around the clock automated entrance ticketing and security so you can honor the enshrined douches at all hours, at your convenience.

[Ricky Manhard @ManhardRick]

@CintraxMonty @Manhard_Werner @rick_0521 We are happy to welcome you back to Earth. We have arranged to have Denny's cater the DHOF ground Breaking ceremony. #DHOF #Dennys

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

I assure you all, I have NEVER and would never sexually assault anyone.

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

Had a great time in #Biloxi at the "Business is Pleasure" convention. Met a lot of great people and really got a feel for better ways of operating Manhard Industries. Kids, don't dip combination pizza in your Jack Daniels unless you have a spoon. #LifeHack

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

Here’s a high-five to all five of my followers! ️🙌

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

Manhard Industries and Cintrax Universal Solutions will be on hand for the groundbreaking ceremony. Stop by our booths for free hot dogs and to spin the big wheel, where you could win any number of exciting DHOF prizes.

[Ricky Manhard @ManhardRick]

We here at Manhard are happy to announce that a location has been selected for the DHOF in Toad Suck Arkansas. We along with #cintrax will be sponsoring this prestigious organization.

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

@CintraxMonty I'd like to discuss business. I'm in need of some universal solutions. Let me know when and where we could meet up. Geoffrey can land the helicopter nearly anywhere

[Werner Lipschitz @Manhard_Werner]

@manhard Can you delete your account so I can secure the Twitter handle of Manhard?