Tom 🏳️‍🌈

#TridentsUp

[Frontierism @frontierism]

He’s from Texas I can tell

[Tom 🏳️‍🌈 @ManholeEnjoyer]

@PatrickMahomes I don’t love you but I respect you

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Reminder that Colorado is NOT a rectangle, but a hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon.

[Symoné B. Beez @SymoneBeez]

Wow I wonder how many people are using ChatGPT and Claude as AI friends.

[Tom 🏳️‍🌈 @ManholeEnjoyer]

@MorlockP Will there be fewer/more people who identify as these things, or fewer/more people who *publicly* identify as these things?

How much of the increase in LGBTQ+ percentages are people who would have been closeted 40 years ago?

[Tom 🏳️‍🌈 @ManholeEnjoyer]

@zacobson I hope it’s retractable like T-Mobile. Fully enclosed dome for Hawks games would cause permanent hearing loss

[Tom 🏳️‍🌈 @ManholeEnjoyer]

Just listened to a 45 year old man recap his eight month long situationship while in the sauna. I have to make it out while there’s still time

[🪱 @ori6g]

Instead of meeting Messi as a child i met Ronaldinho so i just get hammered as fuck the night before Sunday league

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

AI guiding a team to 16 games under .500 and the 4th-worst run differential in the sport sounds exactly right, actually

[Tom 🏳️‍🌈 @ManholeEnjoyer]

@17776ers Serial killers and child sexual predators are capable of change?

[Tom 🏳️‍🌈 @ManholeEnjoyer]

@IISwitchII Nice job Jerry DiBozo!!!

[Tom 🏳️‍🌈 @ManholeEnjoyer]

@PunishedGadz @politicalmath The point is they’re the same person

[Lindsay Butternipples @greaserburger]

Right wing guys are like the vagina is so ugly and the penis has a better aesthetic

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

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[Colin @Colin_d_m]

Society is increasingly treating children like dogs and dogs like children