Mr. Volkanon

Butler to Lady Ventuswill and Selphia's most passionate servant. Boys don't cry, but real men do.

[Mr. Volkanon @ManliestTears]

I dropped a sapphire into the Autumn spring and long story short, the spirit gave me this headdress #howVERYcute https://t.co/CN42UDNiXa

[Mr. Volkanon @ManliestTears]

@detectivelumie @divinewindgod My lady! Is it socks you desire? Are your clawsie-wawsies cold? Are you chewing things in your sleep again?!

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Upon further investigation, it's not regrown: it's replaced! Static electricity, you win once again. But that doesn't answer who did this...

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@sugarystitches As long as it doesn't stain the laundry, experiment away.

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The mystery deepens: the woolies sheared yesterday evening have already grown back all of their wool. How? HOW?

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@detectivelumie I've the biggest socks in the kingdom! All the more vexing... who could possibly need socks this big?! More were gone today!

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@toogoodformagic In a world where swords grow from the ground and islands float in the sky, anything's possible!

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@fisherbro_ GOOD MAN. #veryproud

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Palace inventory emergency! We are missing 1 Lightning Wand, and ALL of yesterdays wool harvest. Is there a thief around?! #mysteryinselphia

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@detectivelumie There's a mystery afoot! Every morning I wash 2 pairs of socks, leave them out to dry, come back and 1 is gone. I need help!

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@PORCOLINE_DSC I'd lost mine in the curls of a King Wooly just recently as well. Was a second away from calling Illuminata myself.

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Good heavens, why isn't there ever a townwide teaparty? A potluck not unlike the Cooking Festival, minus the competition!

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@detectivelumie Oh how could I say no? The chipsqueeks decided to bring more leaves so now we have a surplus of both tea AND fluff #teaparty

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Everything is so CLEAN! What wizardry is this? And a trail of gifts in the messes place no less? @divinewindgod I think I spy pancakes!

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@spectralsweetie My favorite thing in the world (after @divinewindgod of course) is a nice cup of Relax Tea! And sweet potatoes! #delicious

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@spectralsweetie I am afraid I am horribly allergic to all flowers, even those of the Sword and Shield variety #brandishingSneezecalibur

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That shipment of mystery seeds from earlier this season has grown into a growling, man-eating hole in the ground. #gardeningisfun

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You build ONE bridge on Secerezo Hill and suddenly every Chipsqueek is at your window begging to share your afternoon tea.

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@spectralsweetie @divinewindgod OH how can I stay mad? Though, I do suggest building your crafting skill. #leakyteapot #teatimetears

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@divinewindgod If someone's breaking property in the palace I DO hope they realize they will have a much similar fate as said property...