Nabataean_Whiteboy

[Victoria @prog_1211]

this is what happens when you listen to too much King Crimson

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

A guy at work told me he pooped his pants. I asked him if he thought he had that parasitic diarrhea that’s going around and he said “no it’s solid.” So I asked him what happened and he said “I just messed up” and walked to the bathroom.

[LJ @suchasurfriend]

i'd probably become muslim within five minutes of being in prison

[Nabataean_Whiteboy @Manmeat20]

@powerfulwizerd Ed Wood

[🤍Vinndolyn🤍 @VinnyTheUHHH]

Gay Sean Connery James Bond: I guessh you could shay I have a… preferensh for folks of a more penile pershuashion. And by that I of courshe mean peanish and cocksh and ballshackhs… hairy, shmall, shmelly, big, clean, caged, you name it, I’ve taken it.

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Gonna do some more day n nite parodies.

Mr Krabs
Yes He is red but he is also fat.
His daughter is a whale and she’s fat too.
It seems that spongebob is a yellow fool.

fool.

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

This dude really name sigma foid and no one cared. no one card at all.

[Gorb @Gorb77635]

Buthole

[Nabataean_Whiteboy @Manmeat20]

Me wearing a Canucks jersey in New England

[travis👍 @higgzorz]

Wearing a lightning jersey to a richmond virginia chipotle

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(The Erotic Time Traveler) When’s pussy is this

[Nabataean_Whiteboy @Manmeat20]

@coopercooperco @Srirachachau

[Nabataean_Whiteboy @Manmeat20]

@has13y Yes sweetie

[Nabataean_Whiteboy @Manmeat20]

@has13y

[Enterprise Computer @EnterpriseCPU]

B'kdel Test

1) At least two named Klingons, 2) who talk to each other, 3) about something other than honor.

[Groby @groby5000000]

"You see this watch? This watch tells time. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, maybe even 11 or 12 if I stay up late enough"
-Mr. Sales

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

When your buddy is DL trade! Don’t know what that means actually i just see it a lot online.

[Icarian◦♥︎🏳️‍⚧️ @Icarianarts]

My fan art of the three stooges