giunoe

All I have is a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle 🐓

[Nour @Dattfineshyt]

I wanna be your air fryer or whatever Arctic Monkeys said

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece

[𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓙 @JimmyJ4thewin]

🕊️ PaIestine sees you, Italy, and thanks you for courageously rising up against your government 🇮🇹✊

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Heard a therapist say, "People who need therapy don't come to us, their victims do," and that took my head off.

[ambrose @lunglesschest]

i don't use chatgpt. i don't use gemini. i don't use grok. i use google and if google can't give me answers i KILL MYSELF

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

the emperor’s new groove doesn’t get enough credit for being one of the funniest animated films of all time

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

[TAFFO @taffoofficial]

Definizione di bambino a Gaza con immagine illustrata.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

me the minute I land in Italy

[giunoe @Manny4fun]

@mhammedziad1 .

[RI-RI @thegirllriri]

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

post-hangout affirmations

-i was normal
-there are at least 2 or 3 people alive
who are worse to spend time with
than me
-no one wants me to die
-nobody noticed when i missed my
mouth a little bit & spilled some diet
coke down my shirt

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Manifesting, I marry a man who is dominant but head over heels obsessed with me, has a ton of money and an inability to lie.

[purr.in.ink @purrinink]

🐈‍⬛🤍

[andres @DblAuntAndres]

carrie bradshaw is the most important character that has ever graced television, and arguably, she is up there with the likes of odysseus, hamlet, and even jesus.

[WADE 😁 @Its_Wade]

My wife was at this show & she said after this happened, Chris Martin asked every couple that appeared on the screen if they were actually together for the rest of the night. Super messy 😂

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

this pic goes so hard