"Rhys and Maddie get into a tiff in Hollyoaks coming up in half an hour, but first Homer and Bart create some mischief when Springfield bans booze - it's The Simpsons, on Four"
Went to get lunch at M&S and there was a whole mob of people waiting for some cornflake cookie variant, they all cheered when they came out of the oven. Guys, your backs!!!
this is why i say uk people are useless. they can wake up early and queue like this for new m&s cookies, but where are they when it's time to vote?๐ญ๐ญ
the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment