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[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

@Cockroachisback @abhijeet_dipke @Wangchuk66 If you have guts then hold the very next protest in Punjab and lets see how much crowd appears.

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

#Congress #piddis simply cannot digest the fact that Prime Minister #NarendraModi has already served longer in office than Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru. Instead of discussing governance, development, infrastructure, economic growth, national security, or India's global standing, they keep dragging every debate into pointless comparisons just to please their political masters.

The truth is simple. Modi ji has repeatedly received a democratic mandate from the people of India. Winning election after election through the ballot is not a crime. It is called democracy. If the people continue to support a leader, that reflects public confidence in his leadership and policies.

Congress supporters have become perpetual cry babies. Every achievement is questioned. Every success is dismissed. Every milestone is attacked. Yet they never introspect on why their own party continues to face rejection from voters across large parts of the country.

The frustration is understandable. Seeing a leader surpass political records once considered untouchable is difficult for those who believed one family had a permanent claim over Indian politics.

The bigger shock may still be ahead. If the people of India once again place their trust in #PMModi in 2029, these same critics will have an even harder time accepting a fourth consecutive term. Democracy belongs to the voters, not to entitled political dynasties.

#PMModi #12yearsofPMModiinoffice #Congress #BJP #NarendraModi #NDA #UPA #INDIAlliance

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

Absolutely disgraceful and unacceptable. An elderly citizen politely objected to an auto driver spitting on a public road, and instead of showing basic decency, the auto driver allegedly chose violence and brutally assaulted him. Such conduct reflects a complete disregard for civic responsibility, public hygiene, and respect for fellow citizens.

Spitting on roads is itself a nuisance that contributes to unhygienic conditions and demonstrates a lack of civic sense. Resorting to physical assault when confronted about such behaviour makes the offence even more serious. No individual, regardless of profession, has the right to threaten, intimidate, or attack another person merely because they were asked to follow basic public norms.

Incidents like these highlight the urgent need for stronger awareness programmes on civic conduct, public behaviour, and conflict management. Professional drivers interact with hundreds of citizens every day and must be expected to maintain minimum standards of courtesy and discipline.

It is encouraging that the accused has reportedly been taken into custody. The law must take its course, and if found guilty, he should face strict punishment in accordance with applicable legal provisions. Violence against senior citizens and law abiding members of society cannot be tolerated. Respect, accountability, and civic responsibility are essential for a civilized society.

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

The #Congress party is deliberately conflating two entirely different constitutional periods of Indian history.

#JawaharlalNehru became Prime Minister on 15th August 1947. However, he was not elected by the people of India through a general election at that time. India had not yet held a nationwide election based on universal adult franchise.

From 15th August 1947 to 26th January 1950, India functioned as the Dominion of India. The constitutional Head of State was King George VI. The office of Viceroy ended with Independence, but Lord Mountbatten and later C. Rajagopalachari served as Governor General. Under this constitutional arrangement, Nehru was appointed Prime Minister and headed the government during the transition from colonial rule to full constitutional democracy.

The first general election in Indian history was conducted between 1951 and 1952. Only after securing victory in that election did Nehru become Prime Minister of India's first elected government under universal adult franchise.

Therefore, if the discussion concerns the "longest serving Prime Minister", Nehru unquestionably holds that record. However, if the discussion concerns the "longest serving elected Prime Minister", the logical and constitutional starting point is the first electoral mandate of 1952, not the transitional Dominion period beginning in 1947.

Congress cannot simultaneously celebrate constitutional democracy and then ignore the distinction between an appointed transitional government and a government elected by the people of India. Historical records must be read in their proper constitutional context, not selectively interpreted for political convenience.

#Congress #BJP #NarendraModi #LongestServingElectedPMModi #PMModi #NDA #RahulGandhi

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

Abhishek Manu Singhvi and the #Congress party are deliberately conflating two entirely different constitutional periods of Indian history.

#JawaharlalNehru became Prime Minister on 15th August 1947. However, he was not elected by the people of India through a general election at that time. India had not yet held a nationwide election based on universal adult franchise.

From 15th August 1947 to 26th January 1950, India functioned as the Dominion of India. The constitutional Head of State was King George VI. The office of Viceroy ended with Independence, but Lord Mountbatten and later C. Rajagopalachari served as Governor General. Under this constitutional arrangement, Nehru was appointed Prime Minister and headed the government during the transition from colonial rule to full constitutional democracy.

The first general election in Indian history was conducted between 1951 and 1952. Only after securing victory in that election did Nehru become Prime Minister of India's first elected government under universal adult franchise.

Therefore, if the discussion concerns the "longest serving Prime Minister", Nehru unquestionably holds that record. However, if the discussion concerns the "longest serving elected Prime Minister", the logical and constitutional starting point is the first electoral mandate of 1952, not the transitional Dominion period beginning in 1947.

Congress cannot simultaneously celebrate constitutional democracy and then ignore the distinction between an appointed transitional government and a government elected by the people of India. Historical records must be read in their proper constitutional context, not selectively interpreted for political convenience.

#Congress #BJP #NarendraModi #LongestServingElectedPMModi #PMModi #NDA #RahulGandhi

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

You fools!

A political outfit that lectures a cricketer on unemployment and paper leaks has completely lost the plot. Virat Kohli is a sportsperson, not the Labour Minister, Education Minister or Chief Minister of any state. Since when did solving unemployment become the responsibility of a cricketer? By that logic, every actor, singer and athlete must stop their profession and start running government departments.

Before preaching to the nation, ask your own AKAs in Punjab to explain the rising concerns regarding drug abuse, law and order issues, employment generation and governance. The people of Punjab deserve answers. Selective activism on a celebrity’s social media page is not a solution to any public issue.

Youth unemployment and examination irregularities are serious matters that require policy reforms, institutional accountability and administrative action. Turning every unrelated social media post into a political battlefield only trivialises genuine concerns of students and job seekers.

Your entire ecosystem survives on outrage, sensationalism and manufactured narratives. Every trending topic is hijacked to push propaganda, create anger and provoke unrest among young citizens. Instead of presenting practical solutions, you seek publicity through disruption and confrontation.

India’s youth deserve opportunities, skills, entrepreneurship, innovation and employment, not constant negativity from organisations that attempt to exploit every issue for political mileage. A cricket legend owes the nation runs, records and sporting excellence. Governance remains the responsibility of elected governments and public institutions.

Focus on governance where you hold power. The nation needs solutions, not theatrics disguised as activism.

Get lost from Bharat immediately!!

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

Priyank Kharge's attempt to question the legality of the #RSS is contrary to settled constitutional jurisprudence and decades of Supreme Court precedent.

Article 19(1)(c) of the Constitution of India guarantees every citizen the fundamental right to form associations and unions. Article 19(4) permits restrictions only through a valid law enacted in the interests of sovereignty and integrity of India, public order, or morality. Mere absence of registration is not one of the constitutional grounds for declaring an association illegal.

The Supreme Court has, on multiple occasions, declined to treat the RSS as an unlawful organisation and has entertained matters involving the RSS as a lawful voluntary association. Most notably, while examining challenges arising from governmental actions affecting RSS activities and members, the Court has never held that the RSS is illegal merely because it is not registered. The legal position remains that an organisation can be declared unlawful only through a valid statutory process and not through political assertions.

The RSS has existed since 1925 and has not been declared an unlawful association under Section 3 of the Unlawful Activities (Prevention) Act, 1967. No court of competent jurisdiction has adjudicated the RSS to be an illegal organisation. Therefore, suggesting that RSS becomes unlawful merely because it is not registered is legally untenable.

Political opposition to the RSS is a democratic right. Misrepresenting constitutional law is not. Legality is determined by the Constitution, statutes, and courts of law, not by political statements made from a press conference or legislative podium. The rule of law must prevail over political rhetoric.

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

@Airtel_Presence Despite timely payment of the broadband bill, the WiFi connection in the Nigdi area is not functioning. The outage has been causing considerable inconvenience and disruption to daily work.

The relevant account and contact details have already been shared via DM. Kindly investigate the issue on priority and restore the services at the earliest. An update regarding the cause of the outage and the expected resolution timeline would also be appreciated.

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

Until yesterday, this idiot was confidently announcing that nobody could stop #Rahul from becoming the Prime Minister. Today, he has suddenly discovered a new messiah and is declaring that nobody can stop #Dipke from becoming PM. At this speed, by next week he will probably declare that the neighbourhood dhobi is the next Prime Minister of India.

The real mystery is not who becomes PM. The real mystery is what kind of budget friendly intoxicating substance is being consumed before posting these predictions. The political forecasts are changing faster than weather updates during the monsoon season.

First Rahul was unstoppable. Then someone else became unstoppable. Tomorrow another “future PM” will emerge from the laboratory of social media imagination. By the end of the year, half the country’s population might be declared future Prime Ministers.

At least allow one prophecy to survive for more than 24 hours before launching the next one. Even stock market analysts show greater consistency than this.

For now, the only thing that appears truly unstoppable is your ability to change favourites at lightning speed and produce comedy content without even trying. Keep going. The entertainment industry is watching closely.

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[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

A very interesting aspect of the much hyped #CJP protest is that hardly any major electronic media outlet appears interested in covering it. The reason is simple. Most media organisations understand that this event lacks the public momentum that its organisers are desperately trying to project on social media.

For weeks, a narrative has been built suggesting that this protest would become a massive youth movement capable of shaking the establishment. Yet the ground reality appears entirely different. If there was genuine nationwide enthusiasm, news channels would have already been debating it around the clock. Instead, the silence from mainstream electronic media speaks volumes.

Many of the faces associated with this agitation have repeatedly appeared during similar campaigns that generate noise for a few days and then vanish without delivering any meaningful outcome. The pattern remains the same. Create outrage, attract attention, seek political relevance, dominate social media timelines and then disappear when public interest fades.

India’s youth are far more concerned about employment opportunities, entrepreneurship, economic growth, infrastructure, innovation and national development than participating in politically motivated spectacles. Public support cannot be manufactured through hashtags and press conferences alone.

Today’s event may generate temporary headlines among a limited circle of activists, but the people of India can clearly distinguish between genuine public causes and propaganda driven exercises designed solely to remain in the limelight. The Delhi Police is doing excellent job in maintaining law and order.

#cjp_पार्टी #CJP #BoycottCJP #CockroachJanataParty #AbhijeetDipke #NewDelhi #DharmendraPradhan #DelhiPolice

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

Do not fall for the propaganda surrounding tomorrow’s #CJP protest. A closer examination of the organisers and prominent faces associated with this agitation raises serious questions regarding its true objective. Many of those leading the campaign appear to have little connection with the genuine concerns of students, employment generation or the long term future of India’s youth.

This protest appears to be nothing more than a proxy political exercise indirectly benefiting #AAP and its ecosystem. Several individuals associated with the event have either been linked with AAP in the past or have consistently promoted narratives aligned with the party’s political interests. The objective seems less about solving issues and more about creating confrontation, generating headlines and manufacturing a victimhood narrative when lawful authorities insist upon compliance with established procedures.

No democratic movement can demand special treatment while simultaneously disregarding legal requirements. If permission is denied due to procedural deficiencies, the same individuals will predictably accuse the government of suppressing dissent and attempt to gain public sympathy.

#India’s youth deserve employment, entrepreneurship, innovation and economic opportunities, not political theatre masquerading as activism. Citizens must remain vigilant and identify the forces attempting to exploit public emotions for partisan gain.

The nation remains secure under the leadership of Prime Minister #NarendraModi ji, who has consistently prioritised development, stability and national interests above political theatrics.

#CJP #cjp_पार्टी #cjp2029 #PMModi #Protest #CockroachJanataParty

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

The so called #CockroachJanataParty has already started its predictable script. A protest is being announced for 6th June, yet the organisers appear to expect administrative permissions to materialise overnight as though public authorities function according to their political convenience.

The Delhi Police is a statutory law enforcement agency, not a private office obligated to grant permissions within 24 hours merely because a group wishes to stage a demonstration. Every application is subject to scrutiny, security assessments, traffic management considerations, public order requirements and other legal compliances. A denial or delay in permission does not automatically become an attack on democracy.

The real objective appears obvious. If permission is refused, the same individuals will immediately launch a social media campaign and stage drama at the Jantar Mantar site, alleging suppression of "Gen Z voices", political victimisation and authoritarianism. Every administrative decision is conveniently converted into a publicity opportunity, while accountability and compliance are ignored.

What makes this even more concerning is that many of the prominent faces associated with this campaign are former #AAP members who have repeatedly aligned themselves with narratives detrimental to national interests and have shown sympathy towards activities that have raised serious public concerns in the past.

Citizens must remain vigilant and not fall prey to manufactured outrage. A lawful protest conducted after obtaining the requisite approvals is a democratic right. Attempting to create controversy through unauthorised gatherings and then portraying oneself as a victim is nothing more than political theatre designed to harvest sympathy and media attention.

India's democracy is governed by law, not by social media trends or manufactured narratives.

#CockroachJanataParty #cjp_पार्टी #AbhijeetDipke #Cockroach #DelhiPolice #NewDelhi #Protest #JantarMantar

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

Sant Tukaram Garden, #Nigdi, is one of the most visited public spaces for families, senior citizens and children. Unfortunately, the condition of the fountain inside the garden has become a matter of serious concern. Instead of enhancing the beauty of the garden, the fountain has turned into a source of foul odour and public inconvenience.

The water in the fountain appears stagnant and poorly maintained, resulting in an unpleasant smell that spreads across the surrounding area. A place meant for recreation and relaxation should not expose visitors to such unhygienic conditions. Hundreds of children visit the garden every evening to play and spend quality time with their families, yet they are forced to endure an environment that is far from enjoyable.

What is even more disappointing is the complete lack of attention from the elected representatives and local authorities. Regular cleaning, maintenance and water treatment of the fountain are basic civic responsibilities. However, no visible effort has been made to restore this public amenity to a satisfactory condition. Large quantities of water are being wasted in the name of a decorative fountain while the structure itself remains neglected.

Public gardens are valuable community assets and their upkeep reflects the quality of local governance. The concerned corporators and civic officials must immediately inspect the condition of the fountain, undertake thorough cleaning, ensure proper water circulation and establish a regular maintenance schedule.

The residents of Nigdi deserve clean, well maintained public spaces where children can enjoy their evenings without foul smells and unhygienic surroundings.

#PCMC #Pune #Nigdi #Garden #PimpriChinchwad @BJP4PCMC

@pcmcindiagovin @PCMCSarathi

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

Your arrogance of a few self proclaimed intellectuals is astonishing. A Prime Minister is judged by governance, leadership, decision making, integrity and results, not by the certificates that political propagandists obsess over every day.

PM #NarendraModi ji has led India from being the world’s 10th largest economy to becoming the 4th largest economy. Under his leadership, #India has built record highways, expanded railway infrastructure, launched Digital India, UPI, #Chandrayaan 3, Aadhaar driven welfare delivery, massive electrification and one of the world’s largest social security and health coverage programmes. These achievements were not delivered by social media lectures but through administrative capability and political leadership.

The same opposition ecosystem that lectures India about education remained silent during countless corruption scandals, including the liquor policy controversy involving #ArvindKejriwal and various scams associated with parties of the #INDI alliance. Those who failed to provide clean governance for decades now suddenly claim that they alone understand intelligence and competence.

India does not need sermons from elite commentators who measure leadership through ideological bias. The electorate has repeatedly assessed the performance of Narendra Modi and delivered its verdict through the ballot box.

A person can possess multiple degrees and still fail at governance. Another can possess vision, experience, honesty and leadership and transform a nation. The record of Prime Minister Modi speaks for itself.

Stop insulting the intelligence of Indian voters and spare the nation these elitist lectures.

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

महाराष्ट्रातील बहुतांश देवस्थानांच्या व्यवस्थापनाबाबत आता गंभीरपणे विचार करण्याची वेळ आली आहे. हा मुद्दा श्रद्धा, देव किंवा संतांविरोधात नसून भाविकांना मिळणाऱ्या सुविधांबाबत आहे.

पंढरपूर घ्या, अक्कलकोट घ्या किंवा इतर कोणतेही मोठे तीर्थक्षेत्र घ्या. अनेक ठिकाणी नदीपात्रांमध्ये कचरा, सांडपाणी आणि विविध प्रकारची घाण साचलेली दिसते. पवित्र स्थळांच्या परिसरात अशी परिस्थिती असणे खरोखरच दुर्दैवी आहे.

दर्शनासाठी आलेल्या भाविकांना शिस्तबद्ध रांग व्यवस्थेचा अभाव जाणवतो. तासन्तास प्रतीक्षा, प्रचंड गर्दी आणि गैरसोय यांचा सामना करावा लागतो. चप्पल ठेवण्यासाठी सुरक्षित जागा नाही, स्वच्छतागृहांची पुरेशी व्यवस्था नाही आणि मूलभूत सोयीसुविधांमध्ये मोठ्या प्रमाणावर कमतरता दिसून येते. मंदिर परिसरात सर्वत्र दुकानांची गर्दी, अतिक्रमणे आणि व्यापारीकरण इतक्या प्रमाणात वाढले आहे की धार्मिक वातावरण दुय्यम ठरत असल्याचे वाटते.

याउलट शेगावने स्वच्छता, शिस्त, निवास व्यवस्था, भोजन सेवा, दर्शन नियोजन आणि भाविकांप्रती आदर यांचे उत्कृष्ट उदाहरण निर्माण केले आहे. लाखो भक्त दरवर्षी भेट देऊनही तेथील व्यवस्थापन प्रभावीपणे कार्यरत राहते. तेथे भक्तांचा वेळ, पैसा आणि श्रद्धा यांचा सन्मान केला जातो.

राज्यातील इतर देवस्थानांनी देखील अशाच दर्जाची सुविधा उपलब्ध करून देण्याची आवश्यकता आहे. देणग्यांचे कोट्यवधी रुपये जमा होतात, परंतु त्याचा लाभ भाविकांना प्रत्यक्षात कितपत मिळतो, याचे आत्मपरीक्षण होणे गरजेचे आहे. धार्मिक स्थळांचे वैभव केवळ मंदिरांच्या आकारात नसते, तर भक्तांना मिळणाऱ्या स्वच्छ, सुसंघटित आणि सन्मानजनक अनुभवामध्ये असते.

#Maharashtra #Temple #Devasthan

@Dev_Fadnavis @mieknathshinde @SunetraA_Pawar @ShelarAshish

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

The #TMC machinery will undoubtedly attempt to milk the alleged attack on #AbhishekBanerjee for maximum political sympathy. Every headline, every press conference and every social media campaign will be designed to portray him as a victim and divert attention from issues that truly concern national security. However, many citizens are asking a simple question. Where is the same outrage when illegal #Bangladeshi infiltrators are discovered living in India for years using forged documents?

Across several districts of #WestBengal, particularly under the 15 years of TMC rule, authorities have uncovered cases where illegal Bangladeshi nationals allegedly managed to obtain fake Aadhaar cards, voter identity cards, ration cards and other documents, enabling them to remain in the country unlawfully for over a decade. Critics argue that such incidents point to serious administrative failures and raise concerns regarding border security, demographic changes, welfare leakage and electoral integrity.

Instead of focusing exclusively on a political drama that remains surrounded by questions, the public debate should centre on how thousands of illegal immigrants managed to establish themselves within the country through fraudulent means. A sovereign nation has every right to identify illegal entrants and deport them in accordance with the law.

The deportation of individuals found to be residing illegally is not persecution. It is the enforcement of immigration laws that every nation is entitled to undertake. Nations across the world protect their borders and regulate who may enter and remain within their territory.

India cannot afford to ignore unchecked illegal immigration. The priority must remain national security, legal compliance and protection of citizens’ interests rather than manufactured narratives aimed solely at generating political sympathy and remaining in the media spotlight.

#BJP #TMC #MamataBanerjee #WestBengal #infiltration #Bangladeshi #Rohingyas #bengalpolls2026 #Diplomacy #NationalPolicy #NationFirst

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

Where was this outrage when #BJP workers in West Bengal were repeatedly subjected to political violence and attacks by #TMC cadres? Was democracy not under threat then? Where were the statements about investor confidence, law and order, and constitutional values when opposition workers were being assaulted for their political affiliation?

Where was this concern when the #Palghar #Sadhus were brutally lynched in Maharashtra in April 2020? At that time, #Maharashtra was under the administration of the very political alliance that you supported. The nation expected accountability, not silence.

Any attack on a public representative, irrespective of party affiliation, deserves unequivocal condemnation and strict legal action. However, democracy cannot be defended selectively. Constitutional values do not change depending upon the political identity of the victim.

A credible voice against violence requires consistency. Condemning one incident while remaining silent on numerous others only exposes political convenience and double standards.

The safety of every citizen, political worker, saint, journalist, and elected representative is equally important. Democracy is weakened not merely by violence, but also by selective outrage that treats some victims as worthy of attention and others as expendable.

Before delivering lectures on democracy, perhaps it is time to explain the silence maintained during several incidents that shook the conscience of the nation.

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

The narrative that India's telecom sector collapsed because of the present Government is inaccurate and intentionally deceptive.

Let us examine the actual history.

Spice Telecom ceased to exist independently after its acquisition by Idea Cellular in 2008. Tata Docomo exited the consumer mobile business after Tata Teleservices transferred its consumer operations to Airtel in 2017. MTS India was acquired by Airtel in 2016. Uninor was acquired by Airtel in 2017. Virgin Mobile India discontinued operations after its business model became commercially unviable.

Reliance Communications entered insolvency proceedings due to unsustainable debt accumulated over several years. Idea Cellular did not disappear. It merged with Vodafone India in 2018 to create Vodafone Idea Limited (Vi), which continues to operate with approximately 20 crore subscribers. BSNL is very much alive and continues nationwide operations while rolling out 4G services across India. Today, India's telecom market consists primarily of Jio, Airtel, Vi and BSNL.

Approximate wireless subscribers today:

Jio: around 47-48 crore
Airtel: around 39-40 crore
Vi: around 20 crore
BSNL: around 9 crore

The reality is that telecom is a capital intensive industry requiring massive investments in spectrum, infrastructure and technology. Companies that failed to adapt, accumulated excessive debt or lost competitiveness either merged with stronger players or exited the market.

Therefore, claiming that every telecom brand which disappeared was somehow destroyed by the current Government is intellectually dishonest.

Most of these mergers, acquisitions, business failures and restructuring exercises arose from market dynamics, debt burdens, regulatory changes and competitive pressures.

Before spreading political propaganda, kindly study the history of each telecom operator. These brands did not exit the market or become insolvent because of Narendra Modi. Stop spreading hatred against the current Government by distorting well documented facts.

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

#Vietnam deserves credit for its remarkable manufacturing growth. A nation of approximately 100 million people has expanded its exports from about US$ 132 billion in 2013 to nearly US$ 475 billion today. That is an impressive achievement.

However, comparing Vietnam and India solely on export figures is economically illiterate.

India is a nation of more than 1.4 billion people, nearly 14 times larger than Vietnam. India's economy has expanded from approximately US$ 1.9 trillion in 2013 to around US$ 4.2 trillion today, making it the world's 4th largest economy. Vietnam's economy, while growing rapidly, is approximately US$ 500 billion.

More importantly, the comparison conveniently ignores services exports. India's merchandise exports are around US$ 440 billion, but total exports of goods and services exceed US$ 860 billion annually. India remains a global leader in IT services, pharmaceuticals, digital payments, space technology, engineering services and financial technology. Vietnam's total exports remain heavily concentrated in manufacturing and assembly driven by foreign investment.

Exports are only one economic indicator. GDP growth, per capita income, foreign exchange reserves, infrastructure creation, digital transformation, manufacturing output, employment generation, defence capability and technological advancement are equally important metrics.

Reducing an economy as large and complex as India's to a single export statistic is not analysis. It is propaganda disguised as economics.

And blaming #NarendraModi ji for every issue under the sun has become the latest intellectual fashion among internet nerds who prefer slogans over facts.

[Manodnya Sapre @Manodnya]

This individual’s political ideology changes faster than weather forecasts. Morning shift involves praising #TMC and #DMK. Afternoon duty requires defending #Congress and #RahulGandhi. Evening package possibly includes attacking the very same parties he supported 3 hours earlier.

At this stage, nobody knows whether he is a political analyst, alliance coordinator, freelance propagandist or simply a daily wage bootlicker operating on rotational contracts. The man appears permanently confused regarding who his actual master is. Every political camp receives complimentary praise depending upon who is allegedly making the payment that day.

Such extraordinary flexibility deserves national recognition. Even professional gymnasts cannot perform this many ideological backflips within 24 hours. Consistency has officially left the chat.

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