Mansfield Town FN

Official Mansfield Town FC fake news. All the latest stories from Field Mill, none of which are true. Parody account.

[Mansfield Town FN @MansfieldTownFN]

@stagslady1 @shawma1 @Matlock_TownFC Nothing we ever say is legit, really.

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Everyone here has so much respect for superfan @shawma1, who is currently camping outside the Proctor Cars Stadium in Matlock, in order to ensure he is guaranteed a ticket for our mouthwatering clash v @Matlock_TownFC. Give him a wave if you're passing by. #TopFan

[Martin Shaw @shawma1]

Am I too early?

What a magnificent backdrop at Matlock Town FC, with Riber Castle on the hill.

Matlock Town vs Mansfield Town on Friday night.

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@cresswellhibbe1 @shawma1 @Matlock_TownFC All we can say right now is that we are currently competing with @netflix for the rights to this.

[Mansfield Town FN @MansfieldTownFN]

#OnThisDay: Ten years ago today, our Commercial Manager @paul_nyland wowed the judges in the X-Factor finals with a perfect rendition of Nizlopi - JCB Song. Paul went on to finish a respectable 10th place in the competition.

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Our new signing, Danny Johnson, says his favourite Mansfield public house is the Byron. “You can’t beat a flat pint of Carlsberg and a bit of card bingo on a Friday afternoon”, the striker revealed.

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Our head groundsman, Michael Merriman, has had his application to go on Total Wipeout accepted. #BigRedBalls