@Velvetpage@JakeSmoltz@some_qualia @Matty47v @MarketWatch That’s a nice pension you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if some CEO... misappropriated it.
And by misappropriate, I mean “borrow” or embezzle to bet on wildly speculative funds/stocks in an effort to boost the company’s and/or their own portfolio a fraction of a percent.
@ColinKahl What is with this juvenile super-spy formatting (ooh, edgy right align with periods at the beginning of the line instead of the end) and very thorough denial after they said they neither confirm nor deny their connections to anyone?