MinorMatryoshka

Industrial-grade art ho, hobby-grade industrialist.

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Follow the river Phlegethon to that big rock candy mountain.

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I fully believe the seed oils cause sunburn thing because I've gotten cooked red twice in a month and both times I was completely fine the next day.

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Thanks to global warming, we're importing the siesta. Welcome to the desert planet Mexico.

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@eigenrobot Are you baller enough to feed your kids The Slop?

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@obama__runtz @kickfliptomboys I mean they do look like an elf.

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Language is important because it's the only way to get what's in *here* (tapping forehead) into *there* (tapping other forehead).

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@PriestessIna I promise you, eggnogg in coffee is even worse.

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Many cars have entered my life and they've all left it significantly more tractor-like.

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@captainpisslord @uncledoomer good man, don't lose that instinct

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@ablata_at_alba Take psychadelics and watch a phonetics explainer a few times. Plugs right in.

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@GovernorAnne how bout I do the opposite of that and consult the visions that come when I breathe too many car smells huh?

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@eigenrobot @RichardHanania It's pretty cool how reading this is almost as irritating as having a time traveler show up to sneed eyebrow-wagging hypotheticals all over my psyche.

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Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*

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Sometimes you lose a finger, you know? Sometimes you find one. It all balances out.

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@tenobrus fuck

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@fleshsimulator Never over-estimate your opponent.

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no I don't want a cigarette I just want some of yours

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@GovernorAnne So you're taking them to vibecamp?

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@BlairSchille @RestoreClass Yeah I'm not putting adjustable suspension on a $600 car I just think it's funny to daily an OSHA violation. Completely on accident I seem to have a knack for picking cars nobody cared about even when they were new so the nos supply is bottomless.

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@BlairSchille @RestoreClass Just learning that coilovers and struts are the same thing but aren't.

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@BlairSchille @RestoreClass Not for this car, everything I've needed is on rockauto.