Dr. Touch My Johnson

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@Dingo78911 If you flush they own you

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Tony soprano would’ve loved planet earth III

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@Dingo78911 Don’t let the man get you down. Give em hell Dr

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Couple of beers at bertuccis and driving one of these things home is all I want for Christmas

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That guy!? He’s more re than tard!

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Drank too many potions running on autopilot

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Do gay guys ever have straight dreams?

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@DoobieDou Damn who got you down playah?

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Been going on a lotta wigger walks recently.

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Burger me burger boy.

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They unzipped me!

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@Dingo78911 Gotcha. Just a doctor looking out for a fellow doctor. Gotta respect the PhD

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@Dingo78911 Everything ok over there?

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Trump needs to sign an executive order allowing everyone to be able to say the n word

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So focused on the trap you forgot about the cheese 💯 🧀

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Pulled my shoulder jerking off #PracticeHowYouPlay

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Had a nightmare I turned into a toothbrush in the office guy

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One day I’ll catch those boys who’ve been whacking off in my tool shed.

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You know life has you almost at your breaking point when you download the Burger King app

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@thelaundrymat Damn