Mantis Toboggan

Doctor. Handicapper. Bookie killer. Winner. 14-10 SINCE MY RETURN

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@thepickdon NBA

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@RhondaBentz @Amtrak Is your train moving yet

[𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟🧊 @LockdownWill]

The sports world is in good hands

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@PHNX_Suns Suns turning into the snakes. Unbelievable

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@JeffNadu Team #NADU but bookmark this when he wins a natty. Bad, bad take NADU. Regardless, enjoy some Stellas tonight boss

[PHNX Suns @PHNX_Suns]

"During instant replay review, we have the ability to review all unsportsmanlike acts. There was no unsportsmanlike act observed for making contact with a referee." - Crew Chief Tyler Ford

Narrator: “It was unsportsmanlike”

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@ChipotleTweets @caleb_downs2 The hell?

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@zbitter Convinced high carb is the best method? Or going to try to get carbs/hour higher before making the call?

[Mike Lee @SenMikeLee]

.@michaeljknowles on political violence:

“This is not merely a matter of some fringe actors, some extremists who simply have an emotional problem, as has been suggested here today. This would seem to be, clearly, an ideological issue at every level of the American Left.”

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Bill Clinton on illegal immigration.

1995. State of the Union.

Today’s Democratic party would call him a far-right extremist. CNN would say he’s a bigot.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Hillary Clinton: Deport any illegal alien who committed a crime!

The left would call her a far right extremist now

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

Bill Maher takes a SLEDGEHAMMER to Democrats claiming there are more than two genders, there are NO biological differences between men and women, and tr*nsing kids is ethical.

“I couldn’t get Neil deGrasse Tyson. A genius scientist… to agree that it was ridiculous for scientific America and The Atlantic to be claiming that ‘Separating Sports By S*x Doesn’t Make Sense.’ Yes it does! Actually it makes perfect sense.”

“[Democrats] see gender as only a construct and s*x as assigned at birth and [Conservatives] say we’re not doing that.”

“Tr*ns kids by self-diagnosis, with no age limit, no parental notification, and no acknowledgment of social contagion. Not doing it.”

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Everyone with Marvin Harrison Jr. on their fantasy team ❤️

[PHNX Cardinals @PHNX_Cardinals]

Drew Petzing’s offense takes the field!

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

Van, this wasn’t easy to share. I disagree with so much of what you say but I have such respect for you for doing this. I wish you both would have had the opportunity to sit down for that open dialogue because “when the dialogue stops, that’s when violence begins.”Charlie Kirk

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"I'm gonna eat some Häagen-Dazs coffee ice cream with my wife and smoke a cuban cigar... and then probably go to the hospital." 😭

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