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[david wittman @Manwitt]

@KevinNewJersey @gregfitzshow My pops switched sides at age 54. As a Hollywood make up artist very few adjustments were needed. #transgender

[david wittman @Manwitt]

@iamcolinquinn 50 years ago yesterday the British invasion began with a band's appearance on Ed Sullivan. What band was that? "The Oneders!"

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

Tie game! I'll smoke to that! #IWillSmokeToAnything
#NFLPlayoffs

[david wittman @Manwitt]

@kevingchristy Joe Buck also said "Don't forget about Dre" during the opening of the broadcast. #goingbacktobreakinginmyjeansinthetub.

[Thaddeus Russell @ThaddeusRussell]

Amen: Don't just legalize marijuana, free prior offenders http://t.co/XWixkwQ1oZ

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Spread the word: Because of #Obamacare, annual checkups and many screenings and vaccines are free of charge.

[david wittman @Manwitt]

@joerogan Paul Walker killed in an auto accident while riding in a Porsche. Speed was a factor. Proof that we're living in a simulation.

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Pronouncing "pho" correctly is the one time that being respectful of another culture makes you a worse person.

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Paul's response to plagiarism bust--"we have made mistakes", but they had "never been intentional"--clearly does define "mistake". #Thanks

[david wittman @Manwitt]

Finally getting that hover conversion done. #bttf #marty! #1point21gigawatts! #thisisheavy http://t.co/rsaAWoWvKJ

[galifianakisz @galifianakisz]

These people are taking on the jerks at Montsanto. Please help family farmers.
http://t.co/8IAiTFM5Kv

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

The Syrian government killed people the wrong way so now we're going to kill them the right way. #logic

[david wittman @Manwitt]

http://t.co/fbXiEzjVzh

When you get these types of dudes fired up, you know you're on the right track.

[david wittman @Manwitt]

@GregFitzShow Loved the show. I was the white guy in the crowd. Bummed not to meet you, but thrilled to hear the podcast from Helium.

[david wittman @Manwitt]

Three T's. Three different sounds. Words are weird. http://t.co/LIAT8uK392

[scott faulconbridge @scottythecomic]

So uprisings are going to be an annual thing right?

[david wittman @Manwitt]

Goddamn! 95 in Portland. Somewhere in the city there's gotta be a goth kid rethinking their lifestyle. http://t.co/egFAufwbBU

[Jeremy Rowley @Jeremy_Rowley]

There's gonna be a lotta celebratory sex tonight with zero accidental pregnancies.

[Charlie Daniels @CharlieDaniels]

Wonder who will try to explain Global Warming to God.