Gl17

UNFAZED!

[Owacali @Owacali]

Kuna msee aliuza pena juu alipura😂😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Selling vagina tightening creams has to be the most profitable business because no one is coming out publicly to say it didn't work

[Viktor Benson @viktorbensonyt]

As a man, make sure you lie to at least 5 women daily

[B. @InvertTheWing]

At the end of the day, football is just a sport.

I am blessed with a wonderful family. I am blessed to have a roof under my head, a bed to sleep in.

Much bigger things than life.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You're unfamiliar with intelligence

[FLY🇧🇷🇸🇳 @gtfudan]

Amempea za kuingia sugoi under 2hrs

[vi7or @vi7777777or]

tenho fetiche em proporcionar momentos inesquecíveis pras pessoas antes de sumir da vida delas

[Baba @Engi_neer_ke]

uyo msichana ameiva unaogopa kuapproach anajiambia siku utashoot your shot lazima akupee ugware 🫴😂

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

No content today, what a match.

[Gl17 @ManziG8]

@carlostrenan @CFCJnR he was fired for negotiating with BlueCo. the previous game before his sacking he won 9-0🤡

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Liam Rosenior and Chelsea: it’s over. 🚨❌

[Girls Chase 🏃‍♀️💨 @GirlsChase]

I have a client who’s 29 living in New York City.

He’d just finished at his boxing gym and came out feeling very confident. He likes approaching women right after boxing due to all the endorphins.

Walking down the street he saw a girl talking on her phone. He said “I normally wouldn’t interrupt someone on a phone call but I was feeling super confident so I went in anyway.”

He went direct, told her she looked really good, then asked her if she could tell the person she was talking to to hold on for a minute. She ended up giving him a business card and asked him to text.

He texted her. She sent a long, invested text back. He sent a short reply, then the next morning she sent him a super long voice message that she ended with, “I’m free if you want to do something tonight.”

So they met at a bar. She showed up with her cleavage on full display, super sexual chemistry between them instantly, then after drinks at a couple of different bars they went to her place.

She told my client she had one of her colleagues look him up after he first texted her and that, “I wouldn’t have gone out with you if you hadn’t approached me so boldly and complimented me. Guys don’t do that anymore.”

[Ola 🧑🏿‍💻 @Atomsmade]

The bible god clearly endorses slavery both in the Old Testament and New Testament. Christianity itself got spread into some African countries through the transatlantic slave trade. Till now, slavery still continues through childhood indoctrination.

Needless to say, god loves suffering, it gives him pleasure. It is even said being poor gets you closer to god and harder for the rich to get in. Same thing Mother Teresa preached.

His own son cried out, “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?” and got silence. No answers, just a quiet that believers later turned into meaning. Not to talk about Africans!

It is stupidly funny how such a god can sleep peacefully through suffering, war, Holocaust, and pandemics, and stay absent when it matters, and still wake up to claim every victory.

Religion is an insult to human intelligence and dignity!

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

fat nigga with a mini towel on his head degrees outside

[Gl17 @ManziG8]

@Ellis_ hate watching your own team is up there too😭😭

[✒️ @Literariium]

“Asking is a moment’s shame; not asking is a lifetime’s shame”

— Japanese Proverb

[Girls Chase 🏃‍♀️💨 @GirlsChase]

Most common reason for this is the guy failed to smash within the proper amount of time.

No smashing within the trial period = no more long texts and on-time replies.

If you want a responsive girl to stay a responsive girl, you’ve gotta give her the D.

Attraction expires ⏰

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Do not be too quick to swallow when chewing is enjoyable.
~mwangi mwangi ~

[Gl17 @ManziG8]

@_KithureKindiki for you to go and sleep