Mao Ze Trump

Ronald Reagan and Mao Zedong have a baby. America gets to be great again. Follow wisdom. Follow @MaoZeTrump.

[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

The United States has been dealing with small-headed babies for decades. They're called Members of Congress. #ZikaVirus #Bernie2016

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[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

While the media goes nuts, #Scarmucci at home on Friday night... #trump #funny #politicalhumor #politics

[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

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[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

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[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

@FashionMashie @Robert_Merrick that's why you have to kill more than one.

[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

I agree. I'm not a grammar Nazi, but make sure your tweets are appropriately capitalized and punctuated. - Mao https://t.co/frSvEUWQSQ

[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

No Christian would ever say someone wasn't a Christian. #WWJD #whatwouldtrumpdo

[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

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[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

Trump meets the honeymooners https://t.co/LcRZVONMDP #Election2016

[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

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[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

@NiceVeroni you're a really terrific person.

[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

Trump New Hampshire is really terrific. We're gonna build a wall around it. Add golf courses. Vermont will pay for it. #NewHampshirePrimary

[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

How Marco Rubio ACTUALLY wanted to answer @ChrisChristie on "why he should be president": https://t.co/Z9gzFFArds #RubioGlitch #Rubiobot

[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

I have a date with a cigarette, my bed, and this best-selling novel. https://t.co/Yp3RUSwMTO

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

that time I became a best selling author because I wrote a 20 page trump erotic novel

[Jordan Burt @imfauxreal]

"Peyton! you won S.B. 50!"

"i sure did, but let me tell you somethin', i sincerely love Budweiser"

"Ok, but how do you feel-"

"BUDWEISER"

[Mao Ze Trump @MaoZeTrump]

Just at the Chau Fung Super Noodle Bowl. Am I going to Disney? No. Gonna have a Budweiser with Peyton Manning. Or Ted Cruz. Wtf #SuperBowl