Mapache

Trickster god. Snarky progressive curmudgeon. Swears in four languages. I stand with 🇺🇦 & 🏳️‍⚧️. @[email protected]

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@TolerantParadox @mollylroberts I hear in response to the sandwich, they mustered more troops!

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@LoveCodeTrade @StatisticUrban The “farmers” who vote red don’t grow jack shit. They own the farms, but all the actual farm labor is done by Latino migrants.

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@ninaturner A nationwide, or even statewide general strike has NEVER HAPPENED in the US. The last citywide general strike in the US was over a century ago. It’s simply not going to happen. It’s like planning on a literal unicorn to purge the fascism out of republicans with its magical horn.

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@saliozzia @venturetwins It’s like Daniel Tiger’s foul-mouthed teenage cousin.

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@dorkweeb @Thinkwert The flip cap, introduced in the 1990s, was a substantial increase in the convenience of dispensing toothpaste without having to unscrew and rescrew the cap.

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@SpevansEvans @Angry_Staffer Nah, they knew we’d notice and planned to gaslight us with the same “Golly gosh-darn, what a funny coinkydink! You must be crazy for thinking we put that in on purpose” that they trot out every time they’re caught sneaking in neo-nazi symbols and imagery, which they never fix.

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@EtheHerring Yeah, the whole episode just felt gross. Where were the lawsuits? The calling their representatives to ask for laws to be passed? If nothing else, I fully expected it to end with the husband live-streaming himself committing a mass shooting of everyone in the corporate office.

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@BowlOfMice @Angry_Staffer I’m sure they’re hard at working figuring out how to get E. coli contamination into the almond and oat milks, so you don’t miss out…

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@Cayn193755 @ClaireMax Thanks for the name. I looked her up, and now I’m following another great artist!

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@sjs856 ¡Bueno, si ella quiere ser europea, pues a hablar lenguajes europeos en los Estados Unidos, entonces!

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@TheRickWilson I, for one, would not personally antagonize and betray the soldiers of a country with a proven track record of performing explosive assassinations deep within enemy nations, but I’m not high on Ketamine.

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@ClaireMax @SaurusUnknown More like the pistil.

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@Angry_Staffer Maybe he should try filing his taxes while sober.

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@reborkulous @TheRickWilson The continental US does not produce any coffee. Hawaii does, but the US’s annual coffee consumption is 282 times (times, not percent) Hawaii’s production.

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@moonwatcher1 @FPWellman Nah, Riefenstahl was an enthusiastic Nazi, but she was far too good at her job to have any place in a Trump administration.

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@ranastrans @JennyENicholson It’s like the Hallmark Channel hired a porn director to film a sci-fi movie: She’s a big city space cadet flying home for Christmas, but she crash-lands on a small-town desert planet where she meets a struggling space mechanic with endless clean white t-shirts, then marries him.

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@JudgmentSigma @gamesarentart This image was run through a lossless compression algorithm.

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@DanielJones9417 @JeremiahDJohns The wife’s reaction is certainly more restrained than an aquarium’s would be if you went in and tried to have sex with the fish.

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@catvalente For years, I’ve described him as desperate to convince the world he’s Gyro Gearloose, when he’s plainly Flintheart Glomgold.

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@JoJoFromJerz Hey now, clowns actually have a strict code of professional ethics: https://t.co/S1ofh4MiRh