Josh

If you can't stand the tweet, unfollow the kitchen.

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

@ArnulfoCarden17 @business So, we simply switch over to BTC finally.

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

@oknikzz Mine was Jackie Chan

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

@mochabear69420 @unusual_whales Thank you!! They have threatened to choke the oil supply chain in retaliation. I've seen nothing of threats of United States citizens. Where is the proof?

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

April 2025 The new show, "Your friends and neighbors" is brilliantly craftred but I just can't see how the businessmen and corporate execs, everyone is always in the office, sippin on liquor or at the pool casually throughout the day. I would be sleeping on the floor in my jeans

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

I love my old dog Dexter so dearly... But he's got this... Uh... These things...

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

If you're sleeping and someone blows air on your eyes, you won't react. But if you're awake, they'll flutter a little bit. That's how I check if my kids are sleeping. I learned it from my scout leader that's now in prison.

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

@zamohappy @RestrictedVids Finally! Thank you Captain! Came here looking for an explanation but only found garbage until this.

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

Covid was so 2021

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

@debany_porter @frank_morriss Zonalspy is a fraud and a scammer, bet

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

@high5assfuck @ChrisRo52737240 @scrowder Untrue

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

@TheRoos95707026 @scrowder What you read and posted isn't truly accurate. The things listed com Reddit are misleading and out of context.

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

@wldfrdm Following.

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

@bfeezy24 More like "Slowjangles".

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

At the beach last month a group of girls asked me to take a pic of them & i said sure. They handed me a disposable camera & then tried to show me how to use it. Do not cite the deep magic to me witch. I was there when it was written.

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

Inventor: so a flying balloon
Me: i'm with you
Inventor: big flame over your head
Me: sounds good
Inventor: no steering
Me: excellent
Inventor: *snorting coke" and you're in a wicker basket
Me: I'm in

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

So how does a Matrix movie work in 2021? I'm supposed to be scared of living in a fake reality, trapped forever in 1999? Shit, frost my tips and log me in.

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

Someday I'm going to open a Nicholas Cage themed restaurant where all the menu items are ordered by either shouting or whispering.

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

“Pretty sure my clowns are about to lay eggs” is an absolutely terrifying sentence coming from anyone other than my coworker with a saltwater home aquarium.

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

A Filet-o-fish sandwich should be called a McFish. I know it’s not pretty but we’ve chosen a theme and we need to stick to it

[Josh @Mapesthegreat]

@TammyPescatelli @TheComedyStore @ComedyCellarUSA @ClevelandImprov @domirrera @billburr @robertkelly @madflavor @shawnpelofsky @SebastianComedy @joerogan @bobbyleelive @lucapalanca @BenningtonShow I believe you're right