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I HAVE OPINIONS ON THINGS. I WILL TELL YOU THEM.

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The Internet is totally a fad. #Hashtags #WhoUsesThoseAnymore

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Don't get used to this whole "me tweeting" thing, though. I'll probably get bored with it shortly.

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Hello Twitter. I return to you with a VICTORY FOR SCIENCE.

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HELLO INTERNET HOW HAVE YOU BEEN

[Joshua Stallworth @Gilven19]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer @MaphsterB #Beer #Yum #America #Unilop #AmericaAgain

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(Small bean = fetal baby Jesus)

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Ate king cake. Found small bean inside. I think this means I have to get married now? Or something. #Tradition

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@alsoSprachAlSO Um hell yeah I've seen it! And the sequel.

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@MasonCree Banana-space is a dangerous place. No joke.

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Dead serious. They gave me $0.25 in banana space dollars and sent me an email saying WHOA SHIT SON HERE'S YOUR PRESENT.

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Microsoft gave me 20 WHOLE POINTS for my birthday this year. Whatever will I spend it on?

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Things you should be told about lagers: 1) They smell like rotten eggs. 2) DON'T PANIC. 3) There's nothing wrong. That's normal. #Beer

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Warhammer auctions on eBay are dangerous. #NewHobbyUnlocked

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Crap Fez. Just crap. This is a game that is unfair in its depth. Literally. LITERALLY. #Literally

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Sunday chore list: Drink booze. Crack Fez cipher. Wait...done already? Now what do?

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And already, the beer yeasts be a-bubble at the 4-hour mark. A good sign. Different airlocks on the wine ones; not sure how they be. #Cider

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FTL is on sale on Steam again. If you have five bucks and 100 hours or so of free time, it's worth it... Looking at you @alsoSprachAlSO

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@alsoSprachAlSO LOOK. LOOK, WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES.

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http://t.co/7AvSE2jU

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@Gilven19 Myess. I s'pose you can be the Knight of Bad Ideas, since that seems to be the only thing I'm king of.