Rebecca Handford

Mother of one. Misser of sleep. Prone to shenanigans

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

captain tom’s family accidentally killing him by taking him to barbados and then it immediately being revealed that they’re related to the guy who cheated on who wants to be a millionaire

[john sturgis @sturgios]

When Meatloaf sang: ‘I will do anything for love (but I won’t do that)’ I assumed at the time he was referring to some extreme sex act but as I get older I think it’s more probable it was something more like ‘go to Bluewater on a Saturday’ or ‘watch Call The Midwife’

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

Massive away win for the little fella.

[remand chic @our_jesse]

One of my biggest apprehensions about returning to work is I waited 3 years for two specific team members to be in same meeting so I could ask Kelly, can you handle this? Michelle, can you handle this? And nobody got it. I can’t go thru that again

[Rebecca Handford @Mappede]

Cat scan

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

13. Cat

[Rebecca Handford @Mappede]

Out of all the ‘Gary Barlow’s massive son’ memes, I think this one is my favourite

[Barrie White @BarrieGWhite]

Gary Barlow standing next to his son eating a croissant.

[Rebecca Handford @Mappede]

Is it just me that sees it?

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

3. This is the back of Mount Rushmore

[Rebecca Handford @Mappede]

How is it that we can put a man on the moon, yet we can’t figure out a decent tannoy system for train conductors?

[Rebecca Handford @Mappede]

Which is why my very first pets were two goldfish named Teapot & Hanky

[Gina Lloyd @GinaGoesOutside]

I love unhinged pet names bestowed by children. my parents got us a pair of kittens when I was a toddler and only knew a handful of words so then we had a cat named Box for almost 20 years

[Rebecca Handford @Mappede]

@auberginepie I find it really hard to accept that after two failed marriages, she enters a third with someone who never wears pants

[Rebecca Handford @Mappede]

Introducing my new favourite tweet of all time

[Flups @TheRealFlups]

If Dua Lipa married Ronnie Biggs, divorced him and married George Melly then divorced him to marry Winnie the Pooh, she’d be Dua Biggs Melly Pooh.

[Flups @TheRealFlups]

If Dua Lipa married Ronnie Biggs, divorced him and married George Melly then divorced him to marry Winnie the Pooh, she’d be Dua Biggs Melly Pooh.

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

What if Moloko’s Bring it Back is about the death penalty. Not such a carefree summertime bop now is it

[Sacha Lord @Sacha_Lord]

Get in...I've just been told I can bring my own music to the baby delivery room.

Making a set list over the weekend.

First track: Push It, Salt and Pepa.

Recommendations welcome....

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

Rory Delap about to take a throw-in:

[Rebecca Handford @Mappede]

Have they had a 2-for-1 deal on Turkey teeth this year? #scd

[Rebecca Handford @Mappede]

@secyorkshire Yorkshire

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

An Austrian Tongue Choir from the Alps region of Tyrol sings ‘Moscow Nights’ with their tongue in a 1982 performance.

If not for the Internet, we’d never know music videos like this existed.
https://t.co/Rjn08q2HfU

[Rebecca Handford @Mappede]

@bbclaurak I would rather shove a cactus up my arse