Mark Karsten

Canadian Author residing in Southern Alberta. Books/Blogs/Events available on my website!

[Mark Karsten @MarKarstenBooks]

A gritty vigilante thriller with some darkly comedic elements sprinkled throughout. For fans of crime/drama/thrillers/noir along the lines of True Detective.
https://t.co/BpCY6hpQvS

[Mark Karsten @MarKarstenBooks]

The way things are going I GUARANTEE oversized cargo shorts become *fashion* this summer

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If there is finger or toe nail related gore in your book you should put a fuckin warning label at the beginning because 🤮🤮🤮

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@WFAicher I so badly wanna go back to staying home because I don’t like people rather than because I’m being told to.

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If you heard anyone describe an infant as ‘tender and mild’ in any situation outside of that one Christmas song you’d probably wanna ask that person what their intentions were with that child.

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Kids be out here dressing as if their wardrobe is made up of their cousin Dudley’s hand-me-downs and callin’ it fashion.

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@author_mjames Literally 0

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It was the fall of civility, and it came right around the time Koolaid became Koolaid Jammers and forgot the shitty $0.18 envelope it came in.

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FRUIT TRAYS ARE TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE. Thank you for listening.

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Still cold

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@PatrickAttawayy Jean jackets never retire, they just get stronger.

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@PatrickAttawayy I’ve seen a resurgence of people under 20 dressing like emo kids and I’m both excited and sad - because I for sure can’t pull that shit off any more

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@JamesDimasWKYZ Because I’m only marginally intelligent and I trust people who have studied virology, epidemiology, and medicine for 10+ years more than other random dummies on social media.

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@therealzevgood The secret to every good recipe is either a shit load of butter or cream of muchroom soup. Keep that hush tho nobody knows

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If you’re Canadian and watching the election results, let’s have a beer

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@CalPLogan Ouija Shark was extremely special!

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Is the hamburger requiring the help or supplying it?

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I’ve never read an eBook or listened to an audiobook. Is that super weird?

[Zev Good @therealzevgood]

I feel like Twitter is blocking everyone from seeing me!

If you see this, retweet all my tweets, buy a copy of each of my books, PayPal me $100, and say "Zev, you are the best writer of gay fiction without porny butt sex working today!1!!" so I'll know you see me!

[Mark Karsten @MarKarstenBooks]

Hey just here to remind you that dogs are the best and to go give your pup a smooch today.

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@The_ME_Ellison I mean, you could still rock a solo chicken dance

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COVID has been horrible and all, but when’s the last time you were forced to endure the chicken dance?