Maria Kincade

Colonel. Basketball player. Declaring for the draft. Making Middleton proud.

(RP account run by @TriangleDelta. Icon by @ArtByPac)

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

@ChefFortierUCF @glitterbendzzzz @snyman_neo @JackBaker_99 @RhinoBaller55 That is objectively many things in your way. Also some of the factors you listed are difficult to quantify (bizarrely alert?).

In addition there are ten other players on the team (including one additional rhinoceros) and also we are one of the top ranked teams in the league.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

@RoiBrillant Strategically speaking, it would be better if you won without seriously injuring yourself.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

@CiCitheChamp I am very good at math.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

I am frustrated. Very simply, we should have won.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

@Wukong_Jr @CiCitheChamp Why would you post the tweet while including the note that you'll subsequently delete it, why not just never post it.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

@RibbonsAndDimes @HemKeya I'm also not a fan of puns and their tendency to substitute in words with incorrect meanings, but I thought this one might be helpful to you.

Best of luck.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

Oh, @HemKeya and @RibbonsAndDimes. I had an amusing thought the other day.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

@HemKeya @RibbonsAndDimes While expressing affection, Zuri have you considered the pun opportunities in Rav's name?

For example: "I will Ravishu with affection and attention."

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

I'm very happy with my position in the rookie game. I will be free to observe our team's performance from the sidelines and offer advice.

East Rookies, I am happy to provide this asset to you.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

@CiCitheChamp Did she mention your failure to pace yourself on February 12 against the Moonshiners, leading to @FbaRiver being unchecked after halftime?

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

At my agent's insistence, I have deleted my prior tweet. I have no opinion on the matter.

I do advise young people to sit down, though, and just consider the logistics. Even Erik Toivonen, who can jump very high as a reindeer, can only reach ~102 cm. Reach your own conclusions.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

Why did I receive a scientific calculator in the mail wrapped in tasteful but unadorned brown paper and string?

I will acknowledge that it's my preferred brand and model.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

It is deeply frustrating bringing my concerns about our strategies to the trainers and coaches and having them ignored. The slip ups taking place on this team are inexcusable.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

@TheLadyBlack0 @glitterbendzzzz But she's not suspended anymore, so saying that she's leaving us in suspense is inaccurate. The joke doesn't work like that.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

@HemKeya I am well, Ravishu. How is Alaska treating you?

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

@snyman_neo I think those 3s you attempted were poorly thought out, and a result of not having a better option in the scenario. More forethought about the situation could have prevented you needing to take them.

They were good attempts, though.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

I think you did a very good job today @snyman_neo. I do have some notes, though.

[Maria Kincade @MarKincade]

@BlaykeEvans @HemKeya It would have been better for your career, from a strategic perspective, to not get that out. You both wouldn't draw attention to yourself as possibly 'difficult', and could hold onto it as fuel for future games.

I'm still trying to find suitable 'beef' to hold onto for that.