Mario

voiced by Chris Pratt

[trap dad @dude_gang]

rolling a blunt mike’s way

[Wokebatman @batmanwhoiswoke]

Alfred, roll up a fatty. Extra keef.

[Wokebatman @batmanwhoiswoke]

Batcomputer, reconnect me with a small part of myself I had to lose to become the man that I am.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Met a billionaire for dinner

He ordered 12 large pepperoni pizzas and ate all of them in one minute

I was stunned

But then he explained

“That’s my caloric intake for the month. Now I don’t need to waste time eating over the next few weeks and I can focus on building my business and closing deals.”

Genius.

And his name?

Papa John.

[SCARYSPONGE! @SussedSponge]

good night

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Ever since I left the city you!

[primateluvr @primateluvr]

Would you trust him to aid you?

[Mirage @MirageDjinn]

I deranked and the match quality improved

[ESPN @espn]

CAREER-HIGH 45 POINTS AND THE MOST IN FEVER HISTORY FOR CAITLIN CLARK‼️

She's the first player in WNBA history with 40 points and 10 assists in a game 📈

[🌵vanessamolly @goodnightgemini]

wearing my mexico shirt still in denial a week later

[Paddy @BurdenMVP]

Conor McNuggets ACL 2 seconds into his return fight

[kari 🪩 @kariroxx]

Might just wear my Mexico jersey this weekend just to feel something.

[viv @obsse1ve]

IM MEXICAN YOUR MEXICAN EVERYBODY MEXICANNNN

[Sports Illustrated FC @SI_FootballClub]

Not tonight.

[csb @itsCSB__]

happy pride month yall

[˗ˏˋ eeby !! ˎˊ˗ @ehebai]

i cant do it

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Me after looking through my transaction history and realizing everything actually adds up and no one stole from me