Mara

Mum of 4, numbers-nerd (#financialwitchtips), depressed AF

[Mara @Mara_dogg]

Whatever Batman.

I'm Mum, my beacons are "being naked" and "sitting down"

and whenever I do that, any children within a 5-mile radius come running to ask me a question they already know the answer to.

[Mara @Mara_dogg]

Bored Panda: This Page Is Posting Science Memes And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones.
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via @GoogleNews

[WittySassBasket™ @WittySassBasket]

I still shoot tequila I just use crushed ibuprofen instead of salt

[Mara @Mara_dogg]

I wish for a world where children are born, unharmed: protected, loved, and cared-for from the moment they miraculously come into being.

Who's with me?
https://t.co/MD30l0eL4f

[Mara @Mara_dogg]

*19 days... https://t.co/3LYAdeZQd1

[NicholasG @Dad_At_Law]

10 y/o daughter says she wants a job like mine someday because I’m “important but not that important” and my life story finally has a title.

[Mara @Mara_dogg]

@craigo001 "See you there, mate"

[Mara @Mara_dogg]

I'm raising money to support the National Foetal Alcohol Syndrome Disorder Program for the Foundation for Alcohol Research and Education Limited, and every donation will help.

*tax deductible for Australian residents*

Please support me, here: https://t.co/6JCH4Cd8ak #GoFundMe

[Mara @Mara_dogg]

50 Times Signs Were So Funny, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page | Bored Panda https://t.co/gfM9bMjpIB via @boredpanda

[Mara @Mara_dogg]

Rory’s wish to walk
https://t.co/jnnnDUeUz8

[floorboard @StruggleDisplay]

The hubs just took screen time away from our kids then said he was gonna go mow. Like hell, mf’er. I’m mowing now.

[LibertyLayne @LibertyLayne01]

I told him I wanted to peel his skin back and wrap my arms around his red meat and then use his skin as my blanket and he hasn’t texted me back. It’s been 36 hrs

[ManchildManor @ManchildManor]

@Mara_dogg @Lillyroseyy Will do! I super duper promise 🙏🏽

[Mara @Mara_dogg]

Unfortunately, my fiancee does ALL of these things... Soon I will claim top prize for being married to an ass 😜 "Married People Share 40 Fights They Keep Having Over And Over Again."

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[Mara @Mara_dogg]

@wildrainbow2 Mum of boy 😅

[3 Wild Rainbows @wildrainbow2]

3yo: I'm done being your sweet boy.

Me: Why?

3yo: Being a mean boy is more fun.

[Xennaissance Dad @XennDad]

Having lots of kids is the ultimate self-destructive behavior, like we are literally creating an army bent on overthrowing us

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

*stirs fiber supplement into Chardonnay*

[The Kids Are Not On Fire @KidsArentOnFire]

My small children will eat crumbs mixed with kinetic sand and dog hair off the staircase, yet my homemade chicken is “yucky.”

[Bad Mikey @BadMikeyBad]

Your Twitter dom will return shortly, he’s gotta help his mom unload the groceries from the car