Maranda Sutton

lover of the Light

[Catholic Supremacist (Not a man) @CatholicAwesome]

Who needs a birkin when you have a slice of buttered bread???

[𝓓𝓸𝓽𝔃 💫 @5Dxtz]

Just a reminder the jaguars put up a better fight than the Chiefs

[slim riggins @rigginsslim]

i will make January 6 look like an ice cream social

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark

[chase @_chase_____]

i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

just learned that it only takes $27.30 a day to spend an extra $10,000 a year and suddenly my fun drinks and sweet treats aren’t so fun

[manny @Iecroix]

me asking justin bieber if he’s performing somebody to love while travis kelce is losing his shit in the back

[frankie @shawnsguster]

max greenfield risked bursting a blood vessel just so he could give us scenes like this one

[clintoris @clintoris]

Just ruined my night (processed an emotion)

[Maranda Sutton @Marandalee98]

I don’t know what I want for a career but I do know the plan is to own a ranch in Montana

[Steve @thahumorguy]

Not killing myself is a personal achievement but u can’t brag about that at dinner parties

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

I keep putting things in the microwave and God keeps putting them back in the crockpot. Whatever is distracting you today, give it a little more time.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

We shouldn't say everyone's invited if we're going to act like they're not welcome when they come.

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

it’s like yo car gets jealous when you doing good in life

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

If you are okay with having Muslim, Jewish and Hindu students sit through a Christian prayer in public school, and not okay with having Christian students sit through a Muslim, Jewish or Hindu prayer, then it’s NOT religious freedom- it’s religious oppression.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

God already gave you all the permission you need to live your beautiful life; don’t get distracted looking for everyone's approval.

[Maranda Sutton @Marandalee98]

My most used app is my solitaire app. Which is saying a lot bc of how much I love tik tok. But no.
I play solitaire every single day. Multiples times an hour.
My anxious tick? Solitaire.

[Maranda Sutton @Marandalee98]

To be known yet not known at all