Marandy Savage

My patronus is a T-Rex.

[Marandy Savage @MarandySavage]

Maranda Cimeno is fundraising for 2019 GOTR CHICAGO MARATHON: https://t.co/4AcVx1f87m

[WiLD 94.9 @Wild949]

Yoooo! Bay Area did you feel that👀 #Earthquake

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

usher went so hard on “climax” and we thank him for his service

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

To fix your fingers to tweet that Usher Raymond IV “doesn’t have enough pop/hip-hop hits for a 13 minute halftime show” is quite literally insane.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

What does the corporate duopoly do?

President Trump’s DOT rolls back rail regulation.

President Biden’s DOT doesn’t reinstate rail regulations and breaks a rail strike when workers blow the whistle.

Everyone is then quiet after the NS derailment in East Palestine, OH.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

I know everyone is taking UFOs and the #SuperBowl, but this is East Palestine, OH

[Gump Cathcart @bubbagumpino]

Tom Brady seeing the Niners don’t have a healthy QB to start next season

[Jesabel @JesabelRaay]

I absolutely adored Ruben Östlund’s TRIANGLE OF SADNESS.

What a brilliant satirical black comedy that is one part social commentary on gender politics, one part political satire on class dynamics, & one part LORD OF THE FLIES survivalist allegory.

Incredible fucking film.

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

“Only then, will we truly be living with the land.”

[Lisa Bloom @LisaBloom]

We interrupt the news about the Monterey Park mass shooting to cover the Half Moon Bay mass shooting.

Because we have lost our fucking minds.

The Second Amendment, like slavery and subjugation of women, was one of our founders’ worst 18th century ideas.

Repeal it.

[eevee pacini (inactive) @eeveepacini]

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian has purchased Manny Santos’ iconic blue thong for a record breaking $900,000, TMZ reports.

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

So frustrating to watch people argue and defend the subject to death that they know not much about!!! For the last time, MSG is not bad for you! It’s a myth rooted in racism!!!

[Brendan Sugrue @BrendanSugrue]

The NFL gave each team 5 minutes to warm up and both coaches said "fuck that" and pulled their teams off the field. Good for Sean and Zac.

[Morgan Godvin @MorganGodvin]

Drug decrim means people who use drugs will never go to jail just for using/possessing drugs.

10 years ago this month, I was a full-time paramedic student on the dean’s list, working at Domino’s Pizza, earning income and military education benefits. I was addicted to heroin.🧵

[BLH @_RareDefined]

The way this Aaliyah song is 21 years old and still has us in a chokehold along w/ the video.

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

*Third and short after an 18 yard run*

Matt Patricia: Throw deep

[Dave Kloc @KmanWorldwide]

I'm 38. I JUST realized "Honk If You're Horny" is a pun.

[Scott Walters @swalters]

Earthquake swarm continues to impact Eureka, California region as pressure builds on a critical tectonic plate intersection North of San Francisco. Here’s a video of the past 24 hours. > m1.0 #earthquake #video

[trin @lovelltrin]

me on the toy story ride in disney world

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

1. Letting people know they are easily replaced or disposable at work.

This is a manipulation tactic that is used to get employees to comply by threatening people's livelihoods.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

5 "Normal" things in society that are actually emotionally abusive.

A THREAD 🧵