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[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

4 out of 5 Blue Jays bandwagon riders never liked hockey anyway

[¶°.°| @MarcABF]

@mthrfckrmike yo tu sais ou je peux pogner des tix pour le show a Ottawa?! :o j'espere que tu t'amuses!!

[¶°.°| @MarcABF]

Guy in the bus talking shit saying I should be free maneing has no idea how annoying a flow can be. #000000s

[Jean-Guy LaPatatte @JeanGuyQC]

jai manger 12 ot dog a belle province pi un esti danglais ma dit 'eh yor grosse" fak jai dit 'non pas grosse.. GROS.. c masculin' stoopid

[Jean-Guy LaPatatte @JeanGuyQC]

un pirate intelligent va a quel ecole??

Arrrrvard ⚓️

[¶°.°| @MarcABF]

J'ai l'temps de repondre a ton sondage a condition qu'tu mange dla marde a chaque choix de response

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(304): this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

fun drinking game:

take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure ur healthy and hydrated

[¶°.°| @MarcABF]

You're not the real Slim Shady sit down

[¶°.°| @MarcABF]

Strava sniping season

[¶°.°| @MarcABF]

Newnited states of Canada

[¶°.°| @MarcABF]

You miss 100% of the busses you don't take.

[Spotted at uOttawa @SpotteduOttawa]

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention

[¶°.°| @MarcABF]

Ben la

[¶°.°| @MarcABF]

Germany's just dominating all the sports this summer

[¶°.°| @MarcABF]

Fuck you and your eye brows