Marc-André Fleury

I am a professional goaler for the Penguins. I get scored on a lot, much like how I score on your girlfriends. #Pens #BestGoaler

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

Shut out in game 1. Fuck with me

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

@dwall60 no problem

[The Camel Conquistador @Turtlewerth]

#TheGovernmentShutdownBecause Obama didn't pay the water bill

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

@JackHussar is a two pump chump! #LOL

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

@johnnyhundreds don't worry, the government backed it up for you

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

Damn, I should've played. We would have won. #BitterFlower

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

Thank you, bitch Bylsma!

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

Put me in, peasants!

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

@nathanmorgan08 @TomasVokoun92 it's crazy that we won't win unless people buy the #GetSomeKountang shirt though...

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

Wish I had a shirt this cool. Buy the #GetSomeKountang shirt on http://t.co/qlJgoIJLlJ

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

Why am I on the bench again?! doG damn it!

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

Saw my boy @BadSasha28 destroying some rapper... Here goes nothing... #TwitterRapBattle

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

@HollyDWW @penguins you're welcome

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

@TomasVokoun92 #PregameJokesWithVokoun what's nice and tight? The spot that Vokoun sits in on the bench #Hahahaha #FleuryComedy

[Holly ✨ @HollyyNL]

@MarcAFleury29 @TomasVokoun92 oh thank god. Your good Vokoun, but I have a special place for Fleury. :)

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

@TomasVokoun92 @HollyDWW I'm starting, don't even question it

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

So I'm starting game 5, right? #EnthusiasticFleury

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

@TomasVokoun92 :(

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

Fuckkkkkkkkk #GoPens #BigSave #2012 #Flyers

[Marc-André Fleury @MarcAFleury29]

Old Man Bylsma is an idiot 😄🔫 #Pens