Marc Joyce

Software Engineer, father, gamer & Man Utd fan.

React & Typescript, trying to make the internet a better place.

Be the person that your dog thinks you are

[SlavicWarrior®️ @q_slavic]

"Just a reminder that 90% of history is unknown due to the burning of Alexandria's library
Guess who burnt it.."

[Marc Joyce @MarcJoycee]

@Muppetiers How long before it's reported as £45m fee? I'll give it 20mins

[Kevin Schofield @KevinASchofield]

Henry Nowak's father outside court yesterday: "We do not want Henry's murder to be used to create further hatred, division or tension."

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

At this point prices in The UK are just made up:

What do you mean a return train to London is £140?

How is a weekend away in England £600? I can go abroad for a week for that!

Why is a house that was £700 a month a few years ago now £1500 a month?

How is a full tank of fuel now costing more than £100?

Why is my car insurance going up every year on the same car with no claims?

How is 2 carrier bags of shopping costing me nearly £100?

We're honestly done aren't we.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

If the UK rejoined the Single Market there would be £42bn a year to spend, jobs galore and it would kill Nigel Farage.

Lets do it.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

If you want a glimpse of how bad it'll be if we introduce privatised healthcare in the UK, trying having a few back-to-back unexpected vets bills and see what that does to your finances.

[Marc Joyce @MarcJoycee]

@BurnsideWasTosh Who the fuck is getting a 10% pay increase these days?!

[Commie Trucker @commie_trucker]

I’m 43 now. I’ve worked 50-70 hours a week my entire adult life. I’ve lost years of time with my children and loved ones just so we could afford to live. This life is not only cruel, but unnecessarily cruel. A better world is possible.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Yep. Steal, lie, cheat, rape, murder...

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Every Republican that supported releasing the Epstein files has now been voted out of office. Let that sink in, MAGAts. You belong to the #Rapeublican Party. Own it you sick fucks

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

A billionaire worth £17,000,000,000 who moved to Monaco to dodge £4,000,000,000 in tax is now blaming immigrants for Britain’s problems.

If parasitic billionaires like Jim Ratcliffe paid what they owe — and politicians weren’t in their pockets — our NHS, schools and public services wouldn’t be on their knees.

It is textbook divide and rule. The real enemy of the working class travels by private jet, not migrant dinghy.

[Mina, dat big cat babe @MinaLioness]

I’ll give you £5 to leave New York, apply for Labour membership, run at a local election for whatever constituency is left over and then throw your hat in the impending Labour leadership contest @ZohranKMamdani

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Let me get this straight.

Trump, the only president since Nixon not to release his tax returns, and who promised he would release his tax returns when he was president, is suing the government for $10 billion dollars in "damages" for leaked tax returns which reveal his corruption.

And his DOJ, which is run by his personal lawyer who he appointed as "Acting AG," is going to settle.

So the American people are now gong to personally pay a corrupt president $10 billion of our hard earned tax dollars, because his feelings got hurt when his shady tax returns were leaked?

Got it. 👌

[Marc Joyce @MarcJoycee]

@micah_erfan How many billionaires and millionaires left NYC because of it?

[Marc Joyce @MarcJoycee]

Tobido being cuddled; Trossand holding 2 while not looking at the ball, yet Arsenal get the foul?!

Arsenal handed the league

[greg @greg16676935420]

He’s right. Nothing could’ve prepared me for that

[Red Marrow @RedMarrow_]

The year is 1999. Manchester United have just beaten Bayern Munich in the final minutes, in what was an unlikely win, to clinch the Champions League & complete the unprecedented treble. Every United fan is delirious. Some were laughing, others were jumping and hugging each other.

Suddenly the camera zooms in. In a corner sat a man with a United T-shirt who looked angry and was muttering to himself. The behavior was odd for someone whose team had just won the treble. Immediately the producers asked their reporter to interview him. The reporter approached the man asked him why he looked desolate despite his team winning the CL? The man turned to the camera and said:

"Bayern Munich produced more shots, more xG, more possession, more time in opponents half, more attacking actions than Manchester United. Then how can I be happy with the result?"

[Marc Joyce @MarcJoycee]

Why the fuck is @GNev2 begging for a red

[` @ymmayerr]

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.