Velvet Thunder

Wandering around the world on a ship for money. On down time can be found climbing hills and being ridiculous!

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I am sitting next to a pool on a terrace in northern Spain. Twenty minutes ago, I ordered a plate of six croquettes (assorted flavours). Next to me is a woman who, naturally, didn’t want any.

You probably think you know where this is going, but no. I ate them all, in peace. No incursions, no comedically wobbling fork appearing in my peripheral vision. All mine.

Men: it is too early for complacency, and this is obviously not a bowl of chips. But we may have achieved the end of the beginning.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

This needs posting everywhere

[Covie @covie_93]

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

#SkyNews pointing out that Suella Braverman(Reform MP) was Home Secretary & Robert Jenrick(Reform MP) was an immigration minister when the North Belfast attacker was granted leave to remain.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Never deleting this app

[Brexit Air Cargo Ltd @jemmy_wood]

Farage is being open about setting up his own Gestapo. And people say he’s not a facist? 🙄

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The UK in 2026:

Work all month.
Get paid.
Feel relieved.
Pay rent.
Pay bills.
Do a food shop.
Fill the car up.
Back to being broke.
Repeat until retirement.

Apparently this is what success looks like now.

[Dennis Staples @gosporttomarlow]

About to go on holiday and my neighbour asks me to bring back 800 cigarettes for him. Got back and gave them to him.
'How much do i owe you?'
'£600'
'Blimey, that's dear - where did you go?'
'Berwick'

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

And I’ll name them, the gestapo.

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

It's well past time that we acknowledge that Reform are Nazis.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

At this point prices in The UK are just made up:

What do you mean a return train to London is £140?

How is a weekend away in England £600? I can go abroad for a week for that!

Why is a house that was £700 a month a few years ago now £1500 a month?

How is a full tank of fuel now costing more than £100?

Why is my car insurance going up every year on the same car with no claims?

How is 2 carrier bags of shopping costing me nearly £100?

We're honestly done aren't we.

[Peter Gillibrand @GillibrandPeter]

Wow, the Scotland anthem is an absolute belter isn’t it?

[Paisley Pandamonium @PaisleyPan98]

Scotland doesn’t need posh indie Glasgow Uni boy bands making World Cup ‘anthems’.

Scotland needs a ‘bits n pieces’ type dance track with like 6 words in it to get the people going.

The Scottish yearn for a bouncy anthem that they can sing after 14 overpriced pints.

Get yer broccoli headed private school nonsense in the bin and give the people what they want !

[Politics In The U.K. @politixintheuk]

"WE WANT BORDERS!" they cried...

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Ouch 🤣🤣🤣

[Velvet Thunder @MarcTracey1]

Just aced the @emma_finance quiz with a perfect 5/5 score! 🎉 Think you can beat me? #EmmaQuiz

[The Left Bible @theleftbible]

Keep reposting this. The fraud is finally being exposed

[sandra @mrsDugskullery]

City trader on @lbc says some banks are jittery at the thought of government tracking more to the left. 🙄

Well, they never complained when a Labour government were bailing them out after their own greed and mismanagement in 2008.

We were all Socialists then weren't we.

[Sustainable Energy Forum @Eddystone506]

Brexit will kill every prime minister who doesn't kill Brexit

[Mike Holden @MikeHolden42]

NIGEL FARAGE TOOK A £5M BRIBE FOR FUCK'S ACTUAL SAKE!!!!