I am the wild rover! Husband to @KCrawford116, Dad x 3, Football and Hockey lover. Browns, Cavs, OSU, Tribe, Red Wings, & Shoremen fanatic. CLE OVER EVERYTHING!
Iowa S Bob Sanders would knock the living hell out of you
💍Super Bowl; NFL DPOY (2007)
🔹2× All-Pro; 300+ tkls; 8 seasons
🔹4.4 speed; 41.5 vert
🟡2nd Team All-American
🟡3× 1st Team All-Big Ten
🔹Injuries suck
Baker Mayfield
Myles Garrett
Nick Chubb
Joel Bitonio
Wyatt Teller
David Njoku
Jarvis Landry
Kareem Hunt
Denzel Ward
Odell Beckham
Rashard Higgins
What if they just broke through? What if they beat KC? What if they just stayed together? We really thought that was going to be the era that brought winning football back to Cleveland. Today that chapter has finally closed for good. 😢😢😢 #Browns #Dawgpound
The Deshaun Watson trade has cost the Browns so much it’s unreal. Easily the worst trade in sports history. Now Browns fans have to watch Myles Garrett play on another team while they trot Watson out to play like dogshit in 2026. No one has it worse than us
SHOCKING: A growing number of middle school athletes — mostly boys — are intentionally repeating 8th grade to delay their start in high school, giving themselves another full year to get bigger, stronger, and faster, which in turn dramatically boosts their chances at elite high school spots, college scholarships, and massive NIL deals potentially worth millions.
William La Jeunesse: “Of 8M high school students in sports only 7% will play in college.”
“On the other hand, the [likely] number one pick in this year’s NBA draft, [AJ Dybantsa], did 8th grade twice.”
CRAZY IDEA: How about we let more kids be kids!
Memorial Day isn’t about barbecues or beach days—it’s about those American heroes who gave everything for our freedom.
THIS 70-SECOND VIDEO CAPTURES WHAT THE DAY IS TRULY ABOUT. 🇺🇸
"Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker."
~ C.S. Lewis
Millennials truly peaked with drinking culture. We inherited the golden era: cheap pitchers, Thirsty Thursdays that turned Wednesdays into warm-ups, ladies’ nights with $5 cosmos and free cover, and dive bars where last call meant “one more round?” No one was filming every sip for TikTok judgment. We had flip phones, zero calorie-tracking apps, and hangovers cured by greasy brunch.
Then came the great sobering: wellness influencers, Uber’s rise killing DUIs but also spontaneity, endless lawsuits killing happy hours, and HR departments turning every office into a minefield. Post-2010, “mindful drinking” replaced fun. Bars swapped sticky floors for Instagram walls and mocktails at $14.
We never realized how good we had it—unapologetic, analog excess. Can’t go back because society traded joy for safety theater and performative virtue. Gen Z sips oat milk lattes at 11pm. We’ll always have the stories. Raise a (reasonably priced) glass to what was.