Marc Holmes

Comms writer; sometime bassist; Frenglish #COYS

[Marc Holmes @Marc_Holmes_]

@krattttt_ the future under glp-1s 😔

[JD Slazenger @Diocletian212]

The FA Cup Final was once an historic cultural event. People still remember Sunderland in 73 or Cov in 87.

Today’s game has the feel of a charity match. Two interchangeable lineups of foreign millionaires bankrolled by foreign billionaires. Empty seats. No identity. Yookay slop.

[Marc Holmes @Marc_Holmes_]

Varsenal

[James Maw @JamesTMaw]

Arsenal winning the league because of a foul at a corner is a bit too on the nose

[Marc Holmes @Marc_Holmes_]

@PWBaugh Looks like a provincial UK railway station. Baffling

[Anthony Teasdale @AnthonyTeasdale]

Let's get this straight: the hardest bloke in Neighbours was Lou Carpenter.

He would have battered Jim Robinson, Paul Robinson, Gail, Mr Udagawa – and any other sap associated with Home James.

Don't @ me, I'm right.

[Poet @poetscorneruk]

Never forget Harry Kane is doing all of this in sketchers

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[Circe @vocalcry]

Wake up babe the Pope is Baudrillard posting

[Marc Holmes @Marc_Holmes_]

Just give it to a mob of pissed up fans in the Antwerp Arms at this point

[Old Canada Series @oldcanadaseries]

A house being floated from Silver Fox Island, Bonavista Bay, to Dover, Newfoundland in 1961

[Marc Holmes @Marc_Holmes_]

Hi, what’s his name?
Leonard
Leather? Cool!

[sylvie longeron @sylvie_longeron]

Fred Herzog
Two white cars, 1969
Quebec City, Canada

[fifi world cup 🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇻 @seltzerprincess]

that iconic montreal band we all know and love, MGMT

[Laffy🇨🇱 #SolankeHive @laffythfc]

Bet they won't make Gabriel do this

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

My personal view is a lot of good things came out of the hipster era then “nerd culture” came in like a wrecking ball, ruined most of it and created the slop culture we live in today

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

On the anniversary of the UK leaving the EU, it is worth hearing once again the many benefits of Brexit, clearly articulated by those who voted for it.

[Ryley walker @ryleywalker]

Son, the only “broken social scene” around here is gonna be yours if you don’t get a summer job.

[Marc Holmes @Marc_Holmes_]

@Ekremkonur Man Utd 😆