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avid consumer of white ppl shit

[kate 🇲🇽 @m3owhaus]

one of the most backroomy places i know in california is rancho cucamonga

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

Bron feeding Bron feeding
his son in his son in
2006 2026

[Chris @citehchris]

once met a man in a colorado dive bar who said he bought land in the high mountains where there was loads of running fresh water and “when the water wars start, you show up to my gate, I’ll remember you and let you in” so i’m all set yall be safe tho

[Matt Silverman @mattsilverman4]

People get a real job and start posting Instagram captions like “Q1 2026”

[KenHeLive @KenHeLive]

Do you realize how hilarious he is for hiding a white grandpa in the cut until he really needed him? This nigga is generational. This is funnier than any skit he’s made. Lmao

[Nick Banga @nickxbanga]

Them LA instincts are a gift & a curse. Niggas don’t trust a fuckin thing

[Hope @TheGhostOfHope]

The fact the film waits till 2 hours in to use the Rocky theme is one of the best things ever.

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

I just think it’s interesting you would speak to an REI Co-op Rewards Member this way

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Tyler the creator was in a movie set in the 50s tammat “pork the cor” aye never put him anything else

[Eli @elkelk]

One fun fact about Costco is that they require every manufacturer to include one flavor that nobody likes in their giant variety pack

This is to keep their customers humble

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

I'm eating smoked duck, you duck smoke

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

Every time you rewatch 500 Days of Summer your perspective grows with your maturity. First watch as a young man I thought Summer was evil. Later after a few serious relationships I realized Tom was as much if not more at fault. Now as an adult I know Summer is a war criminal

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Me as soon as Bad Bunny hits the stage

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Memes aside the creation of this show is genuinely the worst thing to ever happen to Latino millennials

[Nadim Hossain @NadimHossain]

Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first time SF visitor. You just enjoyed your first embarcadero walk on a 67F day in Feb with beautiful views while listening to a TBPN podcast. Naturally you’ll believe that’s the best thing ever until next month when you discover Green Street steps and urban rucking on a work call “off camera today”. That’ll last until sometime in Q2, when you’ll be fawning over your marina run club, right up until you discover Marin County and go on about the Dipsea Trail and your first triathlon, Rapha singlets and how much wearables are helping your recovery.

[SEC, and CWC Champions @IOnlySayFacts]

Harden Exits Ranked:

1. Fat Suit
2. Telling Chinese kids that Daryl Morey is a liar
3. Asking out when the Clippers won 16 of the last 20
4. Kyrie not taking the vax/no extension
5. Trade from OKC to Houston

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Listening to a grunge playlist at my corporate job

[Alex @sanpellyenjoyer]

When a Mexican is born they get sorted Harry Potter style into the fan bases of the Steelers, Raiders, 49ers, or Cowboys regardless of their geographical location

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingoth]

my fav part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of fucked up new shit the psychos at Oreo have come up with