Le pregunto a un empleado de Mercadona que en qué pasillo está la pasta, me mira, sonríe y me dice: “Si lo supiera, no estaría trabajando aquí”, y se parte el culo él solo. Maestro del cuñadismo. A sus pies.
🚨 Do you intend to keep playing for a few more years?
💭 Leo Messi: "Yes, yes... I will continue for some time, as long as I can contribute, feel good physically, and help my teammates... I will keep playing."
🚨🎙️ Zlatan Ibrahimović on Cristiano Ronaldo saying “I’m back” after scoring a brace:
“I thought he said he never left. I don’t know why he was yelling I’m back.” 😭😭
The guy on the right is Messi. Messi has achieved everything in football that you can possibly imagine, and he leads in almost every individual and team accomplishment. Every time he’s asked about Cristiano Ronaldo, he calls him a great player and speaks highly of him.
After winning the Qatar World Cup and the Ballon d’Or, Messi was asked who the best players in the world were. He mentioned Haaland, Mbappé, and other players, then stopped. The journalist asked him, “What about Cristiano?” Messi replied, “Cristiano is right there beside me.”
Now, the guy on the left is Cristiano. Today, Cristiano scored a brace against Uzbekistan. After the game, a journalist told him that Messi was the tournament’s top scorer and asked for his thoughts. Cristiano replied, “I’m not interested. Haaland and Mbappé have scored too.”
See the difference? Be like Messi. 🤷♂️
Cristiano: “Quiero ganar el Mundial y retirarme”
Julián Álvarez: “Que alguien me saque del Atleti por favor”
Ancelotti: “Yo solo quiero que no juegue Endrick”
Eden Hazard en su casa mientras tanto: