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engineer without all the lame math parts, unfit, I think I’ll tweet about Philly sports

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This is the first time I’ve ever understood cricket scoring

[Petrov McGuire @McguirePetrov]

“What a pro wants, what a pro needs”

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Please please please give the bucks a 3-1 lead in the playoffs

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

BREAKING: Doc Rivers is finalizing an agreement to become the next coach of the Milwaukee Bucks, sources tell ESPN. The Bucks are getting the coach they targeted over the past 24 hours.

[K.C. Johnson @KCJHoop]

Bulls president and CEO Michael Reinsdorf gave this statement to ⁦@NBCSChicago⁩ about Jerry Krause

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@VictoryBeer I will tweet you every day until you bring back the blueberry milk beer

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

When the strike is so clean, the ball cannons off the crossbar and floor twice. 🥵🥵

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@HollywoodHearn Sax

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

Dan Goldman (D) has been a politician for just 103 days

Total he filed another $8.3M worth of trades & now totals $20.8M since being sworn in 103 days ago

This averages $201K of trades/day
His total salary is $174K/year

Meaning he trades more in a day than he makes in a year

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@CraigyD127 @PardonMyTake Because I’m dead weight

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@SimoneHCollins generalizing to all body builders because “a portion put down outsiders”, juxtaposing it to all resistance training, while making fun of people, ALL while being grossly wrong according to the studied benefits of dedicated resistance training… you deserve the heat

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@ElyLestr @OpTicMaNiaC Second that, hoka Mach 5

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@HollywoodHearn @AnnieAgar Hey ev, sorry you cant find a date. Thanks again for saving my entire family from that burning building!!

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@TheMosMorales @agingdoc1 Turns out this is bs and we can still snort all the Splenda we want. @Splenda sponsor us

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@agingdoc1 Oof

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Retire bro your grass was shit

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

The real Super Bowl MVP tonight is George Toma.

He is 94 years old and has been a groundskeeper for the Athletics, Royals, and Chiefs.

He has prepared fields for 37 Pro Bowls, several World Series, and EVERY SINGLE SUPER BOWL IN HISTORY.

His nickname? "The Sodfather" 🐐

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When Dobby is a free mf elf 😤

[ESPN @espn]

💪

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@DeAnthonyMelton Welcome, happy to have such a great contributor

[Lyle @WalkWithLyle]

HBOMAX clowned the Sixers.