Marcus Tackley

Passionate Family Man, Obsessed Carp Angler, Seasoned Stella Quaffer, Occassional Gym Monkey

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Am I a cat wanker?

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#MOTD only talking about Liverpool’s dominance and Everton’s failings. Is this one big coverup or am I obsessed?

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@rickygervais Guaranteed 3 likes, office plants are shite btw, get the voddy out 🍸

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@kowboyzgurl @MattWallace888 So many people saw it - you’re a dick Skye

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@Everton Interviewer: “Being more clinical in the final third has been a consistent problem Sean”

Gruffalo: “Yeah, we’ve had that problem since I joined 2 years ago”

My boss; “you’ve not sold anything in nearly two years mate”

Me; “Yeah, I’ve had that problem my whole career”

…….?

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reinstate gregg wallace now

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@Everton Friendly interviewer: reality is a continuing slide with a starting 11 worse than 23/24 season. Only a fool expects a different outcome using the same tactics and players - long season ahead….

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@efc_fanservices @EvertonNewsFeed Last 19 minutes are gone too!

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@SkySportsPL can you tell all your pundits that it’s Brennan Johnson, not Brendan?

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@Everton

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@Everton Dyche said ‘when I got back here’ ‘err, when I got here’ says it all really, mentality of Burnley pre Kompany

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@alicia_fitzg Classic one for @clownworld

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@UK_Husqvarna top tip: reduce the number of instruction booklets down from 11 to 1, and it saves both money and trees!

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@TUIUK 3 hours sat on the plane in Boa Vista in 30 degrees, and another needless 40 minutes in Manchester because ‘you don’t know why’ no sandwiches or ice, 10 hours sat in cattle class. Horrific experience

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@GaryLineker Everything that is wrong in this world gets consolidated through a Tory sieve. Keep speaking out mate, more people than you can ever imagine have your back, and will support you #neverchange

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@SpursOfficial @richarlison97 Come back to Goodison Richy - you are loved and appreciated here 😘

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@OTerrifying WereGoat

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@Everton I wanna keep seeing those empty board seats. How dare they show their face at this proud club. In any other industry with meaningful shareholders, they’d have been sacked a long time ago

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@sportbible ‘Taken’